all right , what is it? Mitt has a funny way of walking

[mitchtv]

Ever notice he walks in baby steps? what is that, the magic underwear?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Magic Wedgies

or so it appears

[Angry Dragon]

2. head up his ass??

[mitchtv]

4. seems to fit

[Moosepoop]

3. Dressage?

[Honeycombe8]

5. La. guv Bobby Jindal walks like a little kid in short pants. It's weird. nt

[Brother Buzz]

6. Mom jeans

[Tom Ripley]

9. I don't get his jeans thing, he looks good in a suit (Hell, he looks like he was born in a suit)...

but his attempts to "get down with the people" are just so unconvincing.

[jberryhill]

7. I hope I'm at least that limber when I'm 65

"But I won't need him, and I won't feed him, when he's 65."

Apologies to Paul McCartney and John Lennon.

[LongTomH]

8. Do a Google search on "Alzheimer's gait"

You'll get a lot of hits. Short steps may be an early sign of Alzheimer's or dementia. I first had this pointed out by a lady I registered to vote a few weeks ago.

[jberryhill]

13. That was very early evident in my Dad

[kentuck]

18. I think there may be something to this..

Sometimes he looks and acts much older than 65...

[ashling]

10. It is a result of his farm policy

Monsanto corn cob up his ass

[lonestarnot]

11. Because he ain't wear'n made in America ballroom jeans, besides Annie Oakley took his balls.

[railsback]

12. Ann wears a strap-on.

Its obvious.

[jberryhill]

14. Guess where she keeps her riding crop

[B Calm]

15. Walks on his toes

kinda sissy like. . .

[LiberalAndProud]

16. In which category woud you place his gait?

eggshell gait

Gait with small steps and reduced motion in the joints of feet, as if walking on eggshells. Characteristic of metatarsalgia.

festinating gait

A type of gait characteristic of some extrapyramidal syndromes and particularly of parkinsonism. It consists of involuntary acceleration of the gait, in which very small steps are taken (march 'a petit pas), with the body leaning forward, as if chasing its center of gravity.

four-point gait
More here

[mitchtv]

17. looks like #2

could be #1. It reminds me of someone trying to get on a crowded bus , kind of pushing.