Pat Robertson refuses to let that whole "Eve ate the apple" thing go. It's our "lady parts"

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[Demovictory9]

1. lol

[mr_lebowski]

2. Yes, you must give us ALL a good spanking! And then, after the spankings ...

(note: not directed at Pat Robertson)

[Coventina]

4. Nicely done!!

[GulfCoast66]

25. Man, that is a classic grab from the past.

Done perfectly. I’ll go to bed chuckling.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. Yeah, I know that whenever I need moral advise. I go to Charles

Taylor's business partner.

And if there's anyone in the world who'd benefit by a blow job he didn't have to pay for. It's that fucking chode.

[ck4829]

5. His amateur biology license has just been revoked

If it was because of "lady private parts" then newborns would be getting it.

[unblock]

6. "Committing" oral sex

[milestogo]

9. A class SEX felony.

[Hekate]

7. The man is so obsessed with sex it makes me wonder how much porn he watches.

Like Trump, he is disgusted by women.

[milestogo]

8. So exactly when and where was oral sex invented?

[NYC Liberal]

16. Obviously Nancy Reagan invented it. Her nickname in Hollywood was The Blowjob Queen.

[milestogo]

23. Did Ronald Reagan get chemicals from her?

[Girard442]

10. Pat -- back then nobody was doing it with YOU.

[dalton99a]

12. So Pat Robertson will die without ever receiving a blow job

He is insanely jealous

[Coventina]

13. OK, now I need brain bleach and I'm all out!

[leftieNanner]

20. Not accurate

He never said anything about a blow job. He only has a problem with the OTHER kind of oral sex. Amirite?

[gibraltar72]

14. Sounds like a plea for a blow job.

[struggle4progress]

15. Well, I'm still grateful to him for warning us all that the world would end in 1982!

If I hadn't been prepared when that happened, it could have been a disaster!

Thanks to Pat's warning, I was able to stockpile toilet paper and gummy bears

[Brother Buzz]

17. If his military medical records were ever leaked...

He would swear on a stack of bibles that he contracted gonorrhea from a toilet seat in Korea.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

18. Paper money says he didn't say this.

[keithbvadu2]

19. Barbara Bush

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

― Barbara Bush

[crickets]

21. Pat, why are you thinking about sex so much lately that you had to share?

Look, at some point in our lives we all find out about sex and feel a little weird surrounded by people who do it all the time. Then the school bell rings or the TV show comes on and we forget about it. We all go on to grow up and realize it's another part of life, lotsa fun and all, and we get on with our day without worrying about what other people are doing in the sack all the time.

Grow up or shut up, Pat.

As for your thoughts on "ladies' private parts" ...maybe if you didn't think about women as chemicals and parts, somewhere along the way you might have had a more satisfying sex life of your own, and you could have stopped wondering and talking about about everyone else's so much.

You still could stop wondering and talking about about everyone else's sex lives so much. We really wish you would. Dirty old man.

[flibbitygiblets]

22. Newsflash Pat: "no oral sex" is a nonstarter.

You could have gone with literally anything else: socialism, solar panels, immigration, Kardashians, yoga pants...you'd probably get at least a marginal-sized band of dopes to say "sure, we can live without that".

But oral sex? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA Nope.

[lpbk2713]

24. Pat, pick up the white phone.

It's Oral Roberts calling from heaven and he sounds like he is offended.

[badhair77]

26. The same Pat Robertson whose girlfriend was about 7 mos pregnant when he married her.

That was a big brew ha ha when he was running for president. I could care less about that but he’s so worried about ‘family values’ except when they apply to him.

Hypocrite emeritus of the 700 Club.

[John Fante]

27. No way is this charlatan that naive.

[Generic Other]

28. He does know all babies touch those lady part chemicals

at birth?