Your daily shitshow led by the shithound coming up

[malaise]

in a few

[dchill]

1. Thanks for the warning!

I'll stick with American Pickers.

[malaise]

6. Everything suggests that this one will be a shitshow on steroids

He decided on his own to arrange this one

[underpants]

53. Hey! That's what we're watching.

I thought there wasn't going to be a show today plus we need a break. It's Sunday.

[dchill]

56. I'm a long time fan of Mike and Frank.

Plus, I love junk.

[IcyPeas]

2. now he is tweeting out that he will be on in 15 minutes

Link to tweet

so everyone is informed and will be able to tune in. self promotion much?

even though I do watch these briefings I hate them.......

[mikalcharles]

3. why oh why can't he take a fucking day off!

[Skittles]

35. it's a craving, because he cannot have his hate rallies

I wish people would stop giving him any attention - ENOUGH already

[PatSeg]

41. Probably

because he heard that Joe Biden was going to have a Covid19 press conference at 7:00 pm today. This smells really political, but almost everything he does is.

[Alacritous Crier]

76. I think Biden...

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should have press conferences queued up and ready to go. Then just wait until Trump finishes his daily blather and go on air right after with a panel of experts along with charts and graphs. They should spend an hour or two going over everything Trump said providing truthful answers and refutations to Trumps complete shit show using soundbites from the orange jackass' talk. Then open it up for questions from the press. That would be productive.

[PatSeg]

103. That's a great idea

We need constant and persistent fact-checking. He's gotten away with so much for so long.

[leftieNanner]

4. Competing with Joe Biden's Town Hall

Thanks for watching for us, malaise.

I can't stomach it.

[malaise]

8. OMFG Yes!

That explains it

[wcmagumba]

5. TCM, The Apartment is better....nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

22. SYFY has a Sharknado marathon! Can't miss that! nt

[underpants]

55. 🦈

[Alacritous Crier]

77. One of my favorites! -- nt

[IcyPeas]

7. he's getting 12 hours or so a week of free campaigning with these briefers

that's why he is doing this. free publicity. no other president has ever gotten this much free publicity.

[dalton99a]

10. Yep. That's the idea.

[spanone]

14. I suspect he will be on every day from now till the election....

[Demovictory9]

17. also reminding people what a monster he is.

[Hoyt]

68. Yep. I don't think these appearances are really helping him now.

[PatSeg]

44. But it seems to be working against him

He would have been better off just letting the experts hold these press conferences. The less he talks, the better off he is.

[underpants]

62. He's creating a new reality - There IS bad publicity

As a regular watcher like myself you know how bad these are. Fanning his base? Pffft they don't need it.

You have to have some control over the product you are presenting. These are a disaster.

[Alex4Martinez]

9. Predictably late.

He's a fuckbucket.

[malaise]

11. No discipline whatsoever

A genuine low life

[Alex4Martinez]

16. 100% shitbiscuit

His entire clan, like that son in law slumlord.

Good grief.

[Demovictory9]

21. fixing his hair

[underpants]

60. Oh I'm using that

Fuckbucket

[bdamomma]

12. Turn him off

put him on ignore.

And since when does POS give any concern for Palm Sunday, he would be playing golf.

[IcyPeas]

13. 9,562... deaths... in the U.S.

[underpants]

71. Holy WOW.

Been tuned out all day. 335k and 9524?

I forgot what it was yesterday. 7500?

[IcyPeas]

75. 8162 when the shitshow started yesterday

by the time the briefing ended yesterday it was 8376. Not sure how often CNN updates that number on their screen. maybe on the hour? we'll see.

[underpants]

79. They couldn't have it rolling

The rightwing and the White House would raise a fit

[underpants]

115. Just jumped to 337,072 and 9,619 as soon as he left

[IcyPeas]

117. he is such a monster....

he doesn't acknowledge these deaths at all.

these are Americans. no sympathy expressed to the family and friends of these humans who have died.

[ooky]

15. Stopped watching this sicko POS after Mr. Pillow's guest appearance. That was the

"had enough" moment for me. I haven't missed it at all. Anything interesting or worthwhile I see in the news later anyway.

[dalton99a]

23. Special guests one day next week: Diamond and Silk

to remind black youths in Detroit to stay home and not commit any crimes

[jls4561]

18. Now if tRump spent the day watching church and working(and I'm not saying I in any way believe that)

Why did the Secret Service spend all that money on an "emergency" golf cart rental?

[Demonaut]

19. why the combat uniform?

[chillfactor]

20. Thanks for the warning......

I will watch J0E BIDEN'S TOWN HALL instead!

[ornotna]

24. No thanks

Just discovered Amazons Tales From The Loop. I'm good.

[hlthe2b]

25. I used to hate exercise. Then Trump started his daily shitshows. Now, it is my excuse to ignore.

and somehow I don't mind a few extra miles with the pup.

[IcyPeas]

26. Pritzger is a naughty governor

Trump on Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker: "There's a governor, I hear him complaining all the time. Pritzker...always complaining." "He has not performed well." He says the federal government is helping with an Illinois facility because Pritzker isn't doing what he is supposed to.

Link to tweet

[Blue Owl]

27. Grab your barf bags, those with the stomach to watch

Sweeney Toddler, the Butcher of Mask-a-Lago is back...

[Deep State Gnostic]

28. If he keeps digging the hole he's already in, he'll

be popping up in China most any time now.

[underpants]

65. Welcome to DU

Fantastic first post

[Deep State Gnostic]

87. Thanks!

[bdamomma]

116. either in

China or Russia!

oops Welcome to DU!

[Deep State Gnostic]

133. Thank you! n/t

[bullwinkle428]

29. Repeating the SAME BULLSHIT CLAIMS about the "wonder drugs".

[IcyPeas]

30. oh, this is just a repeat again....

inherited a broken system

hydroxychloroquine

lupus

malaria

Erythromycin

what do you have to lose?

this information from Doctor Dump

[Generic Other]

128. Did he buy all the surplus

hydroxychloroquine at an exotic pet shop?

[spanone]

31. C L I C K

[malaise]

34. So where did he meet with all these hospital folks since he hasn't been near a hospital and

he just said they haven't left their hospitals.

This is all to block the Biden town hall - evil does not describe this monster.

[spanone]

38. PRECISELY. Con man gotta con.

[Demonaut]

63. he would not miss that photo op

[underpants]

67. Remember just yesterday- "Restaurant man" called the White House

He gets these kinds of calls. He also had a general tell him the entire US military was out of ammo.

[malaise]

70. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

He really is a fucking idiot

[jls4561]

32. Oh good, we have hydroxychloroquine

Good to know that we are prepared for a malaria outbreak.

Also we have erythromycin in case Baron gets an acne outbreak. (Yes, I know it's used for bacterial infections also, but there's no joke there.)

[IcyPeas]

33. sesame street: today's letter is "V"

vaccine

vanquish

very very

[malaise]

37. ROFL

He's seeing light at the end of the tunnel.

[Kitchari]

36. He keeps saying "What do you have to lose?"

Regarding taking these drugs for malaria and lupus, which are clinically unproven to help covid19. What about the lupus patients who cannot access their meds due to his stockpiling?

[malaise]

40. Nothing he says related to medicine is relevant

Who would take the advise of a three times bankrupt ignoramus?

[Kitchari]

46. He is trying to sound compassionate

Unconvincingly

[malaise]

48. He's incapable of authenticity

and is so jealous of Cuomo's capacity to connect with people.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

39. Good G*D, what an asswipe. I don't mean you. You know who I mean.

He's going on and on about hydroxychloroquine.

I used to stay up until 2:00 a.m. doing organic chemistry problem sets. I can't remember what I got in that course, but it wasn't an A.

[malaise]

42. Sounds like a salesman

Oops he wants thoughts and prayers now - ah fuck off you hypocrite

[mahatmakanejeeves]

47. I've had enough. Back to my VHS tape of "Swiss Family Robinson."

It starred Tommy Kirk, whose career was about to go belly-up.

[malaise]

49. Hehehehehe

Enjoy

[brewens]

84. That was one of the first movies I remember seeing asa kid. Got the DVD from Netflix

a couple years ago and watched it. I really enjoyed seeing it again after all these years.

[coeur_de_lion]

43. Dear Malaise

Don’t poison your eyes and ears or waste any energy on this imbecile.

Plenty of actual news sources to watch instead.

Save your mental health.

[malaise]

50. We enjoy watching him go offscript

We're waiting for the final meltdown

[coeur_de_lion]

54. I don' Know how you stand it. I can't.

[malaise]

61. I scare the ferals with my loud laugh

They're destroying him with the fact checks. Lemir says Fauci was practicing self calming techniques when the Con was promoting his latest drug of choice.

[Alex4Martinez]

64. Ditto. It's like the daily train wreck.

He's degrees crazier each day, the lies and the tricks in word play.

He never did invoke the Defense Production Act but says he uses it. He does, as a threat (he thinks)

And the virus, he insists it will go away one day. But he doesn't specify if it will be this century or the next.

Et cetera.

Oh, and, military dood: It's Doctor Birx, not Doctor Bricks.

[malaise]

72. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

How many times ahs mother's boy said "As the president said ..."

[bullwinkle428]

45. He is DESPERATE to lavish praise on the same healthcare workers he accused last week

of selling PPEs on the black market.

[malaise]

51. Indeed -that backfired spectacularly

The networks are showing this shitshow

[HipChick]

52. Someone must have told him

not polling well..

[malaise]

57. Yep

M$NBComcast has cut his ass to fact check - tearing him a new one on pandemic preparation.
Not true that the cupboard was bare.

[Volaris]

129. Cause he knows he cant unfuck that particular assault victim.

The entire industry will remember that lie come november. Maybe not the CEOs, but for damn sure the nursing staff and their peeps (and I include in that the people who have to mop floors, make meals, and take out trash), cause they're the ones who know damn well how seriously they take their jobs and their patients.

Waxing floors and pulling trash ain't overly difficult; you dont keep doing those job at a hospital during an infectious disease outbreak that could very well kill you for the sake of just showing up UNLESS you believe in the 'Greater Mission'.

And they will remember what was said about them. And both trump and Biden know this.

[IcyPeas]

58. all these supplies.... do the governors have to beg for them too?

[jls4561]

59. Kasie Hunt - let's do some fact checking

You go girl!

[jayfish]

66. Way to go MSNBC!

Cut back to Mike Pence fellating Trump. Jesus Christmas!

[malaise]

74. Shameless

The Con just said after all the deaths things will get better - only a raving lunatic can say that.

[IcyPeas]

69. hope someone asks about the disbanding of the pandemic dept.

mentioning that george bush predicted it,

Obama planned for it

and trump disbanded it.

[Volaris]

132. Yeah, man..fucking SHRUB. President Jr has more credibility on this than the clown

I'm not above giving good credit where it's due. But to think that even THE FUCKING SHRUB looked at this, and said:

'Holy shitballz. This is gonna be BAD when it happens and I have a moral and patriotic duty to do what I can NOW, and then leave that work for the next guy to add to, and hope theres time still...'

And then trump just said 'na' and threw that work into the trash.

Well, that just makes my fucking head hurt.

[IcyPeas]

134. and apparently bush got the idea

FROM READING A BOOK

about the pandemic of 1918.

[jayfish]

73. Admiral Polowczyk Is A Fucking Asshole.

Trump accuses hospitals of stealing supplies. Then when the media asks the Admiral how they are securing shipments he, bombastically, rolls he eyes as if it's the dumbest question he's ever heard. ...twice. Fuck him.

[malaise]

78. Fuck all of them

IF it doesn't help and kills them, we gave it a try - a dangerous lunatic.

[mentalsolstice]

80. Thanks Malaise and thanks to medical marijuana, we're able to watch....

I haven’t really interacted with you on DU, but I always read your very informative posts about politics, weather and now this! We live in a very red county in NWFL. However, our county commissioners were out front of this, shuttling down beaches, restaurants and bars, before our POS governor did.

And thankfully, a little vape hit gets us through these pressers.

[malaise]

85. Hi there

One of my nephews graduated from UF. A close friend spent a semester as a lecturer and talked about Gainesville green - enjoy the herb.

[mentalsolstice]

91. We're good for now.

We live in the 30A area, a mile from the beach. We sit out on our deck and enjoy the sea breeze. Also trying to do our best to support local business. I can’t believe Birx just said don’t go out anywhere including groceries. Thanks for the heads up, Birx!

[SeattleVet]

81. Dr. Knowlittle...

[underpants]

82. CNN's Diamond "Why not let the science speak?"

Don't want to wait for a year and a half. If it works we have it where it needs to be.

[underpants]

83. "Only CNN would ask that question. Fake news"

[malaise]

86. Best question tonight

although I would have ended with you're not a fucking doctor and walk out.

[IcyPeas]

88. the press ask such softball questions

give him some hard questions for chrisssake

[PatSeg]

89. I know

I can't believe no journalist has walked out on him yet. His insults are outrageous.

[IcyPeas]

90. 9,608

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

[HipChick]

92. Holy Fuck

10,000 by tomorrow

[bullwinkle428]

93. OH GOD, HELP ME NOW - lecturing us on road-building techniques??

[malaise]

94. He's an expert at everything

and he knows nothing - it's pathetic

[PatSeg]

95. "No one knows more about _____ than me."

Who on earth talks like that who is older than nine years old?

[malaise]

97. He's bat shit crazy

Of that I am sure - no one can be this unaware of the rubbish he/she is spouting.

[PatSeg]

102. I know

I've been around some really extreme bullshitters and narcissists, but event he worst of them never came close to this freak. I think it is because he's had money throughout his life to cushion him from real repercussions to his words and actions.

[IcyPeas]

96. George W. Bush even predicted it!!!!!!!!!

George W. Bush in 2005 predicted the need for America to prepare for a pandemic.

President Obama then dedicated a team to prepare for a pandemic.

Donald Trump closed down Obama’s pandemic team in 2018. And... now here we are.

Link to tweet

[malaise]

99. Saw that

THe fucker is telling to expect thousands of deaths but he sees light at the end of the tunnel

STFU lunatic!

[IcyPeas]

101. if the press would ask him this he would explode

[bdamomma]

127. Deaths

in his sick mind he's all for it. The light at the end of the tunnel for him is to just contract it. Unless he's hoarding a vaccine right now.

Be well Malaise

[malaise]

130. This lunatic needs to be removed from the WH

Stay safe sis

[jayfish]

100. Trump Makes Dubya sound Like Kip Thorn.

Look it up.

[malaise]

104. ROFL

Kip Stephen Thorne is an American theoretical physicist and Nobel laureate, known for his contributions in gravitational physics and astrophysics.

[IcyPeas]

106. that is frightening

[PatSeg]

107. And I did!

Better than paying attention to his nonsense!

[jayfish]

114. You Should Look Up His Friendly...

disagreement (bet) with Stephen Hawking about black holes. I won't spoil it.

[PatSeg]

125. Thanks

Something to look forward to.

[IcyPeas]

98. 9,619

[Deep State Gnostic]

105. The man is a broken record. Or maybe, an 8-track tape unraveling.

[malaise]

110. He won't let Fauci respond to the Hydroxychloroquine

Now he's shouting bullshit to a reporter

[Deep State Gnostic]

122. LOL, Looks like he got pissed and stormed off again. n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

108. I'm listening to Biden's podcast instead

Trump purposefully scheduled his Nuremberg conference at the same time.

[IcyPeas]

109. HOLY SHIT trump won't let fauci answer the question about

Hydroxychloroquine

[malaise]

111. Stunning

That's the moment

[IcyPeas]

118. and then he immediately ends the shitshow

[dalton99a]

112. Yep.

[bullwinkle428]

113. That was the "trigger du jour", as far as him storming out of the press conference.

[underpants]

119. . "We've answered that 15 times" closed with something about someone being a smart aleck (I think)

[PatSeg]

123. He put down the Associated Press

He wouldn't even let the guy ask his question. He gets worse and worse every day.

[PatSeg]

120. I know

What a nasty piece of shit!

[underpants]

121. CNN. Wolf can't put that this was to stomp on Jill Biden's town hall

They are either unaware of it or are afraid to mention it.

[PatSeg]

124. The rest of the conscious world knows

[jayfish]

126. Fauci Putting His Hands All Over Admiral What's His Name On The Way Out.

Yes Dr. Fauci you did test negative yesterday. Apparently you don't care about keeping it that way.

[IcyPeas]

131. 9,633