jared k. nickname ... SMALL FRY

[Miigwech]

I would say "Small Fry Kush" but some folks would think of reference to marijuana..

[Ohiogal]

1. Someone here on DU called him Pee Wee Herman once

[ck4829]

2. Him on some kush would probably be an improvement over the chronic brown nosing

[Aquaria]

3. Stupid Ken Doll

[Zoonart]

5. Haha... Doll Head

SIL of Doll Hands.

[Greybnk48]

4. Jared K. Ickfactor, Junior Trumpublican. n/t

[underpants]

6. I call the couple IvanRed

It fits both as pecking order and the Ru$$ian element

[Atticus]

7. "Small fry---hangin' round the pool room,

Small fry---ought to be in a school room!
Small fry---put down that cigarette!
You ain't the biggest catfish in the sea---not yet!"

[Miigwech]

8. Don't cha know!