Why does Ivanka have patents for coffins?

[HipChick]

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[A HERETIC I AM]

1. Because she's death incarnate?

Sorry...just spitballin' here

[DBoon]

2. she needs somewhere to sleep during the day

[spin]

9. I worked the graveyard shift for many years. ...

I actually thought about building a coffin type bed with a lid that would close and leave me in total darkness. It would have had a fan for air flow and speakers for music.

Of course today you can buy them on Amazon.

Be aware that if you work for 30 some years on graveyard shift and retire you may find yourself still being awake all night until the sun comes up.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

3. Need to change the title: Patents and trademarks are very different things.

[tanyev]

4. Seems like a very odd thing for a fashion maven to trademark--

unless you had reason to think they would be seeing a huge uptick in sales.

[Blue Owl]

5. Ivanka is the new Elvira for the tRump generation

Bring back Cassandra Peterson!

[Bettie]

6. Because "Daddy" told her she can have patents on

ALL the products! Every product...in the world!

[rurallib]

7. Think she got it a couple years ago knowing that with Daddy in charge

death would be a large growth industry in the US.

[demmiblue]

8. Because she is married to an undertaker.

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[redstatebluegirl]

12. She is married to a vampire. He needs somewhere to sleep during the day.

[procon]

10. Monrovia needs them.

She probably has several for all her residences.

[Grasswire2]

11. why does she hold patents for election machines? nt

[crickets]

14. +1

[sarcasmo]

13. Grifters profiting off of death.