Fox News: Absolutely F-ing Surreal What They're Talking About.

[TrollBuster9090]

I channel surfed, and saw that all the other networks are discussing how dangerous it would be to lift the quarantine by May 1st. Meanwhile, on Faux Noise, "Judge Jeanine" is on 'The Five,' whining that she's having to shower and blow dry her poodles, because she can't take them to the dog salon.

Seriously. That's what I saw just now.

[SheltieLover]

1. Can we ship her to NY?

Maybe to help bury DEAD victims? 🤬

[TrollBuster9090]

3. That's a pretty good idea. nt

[SheltieLover]

6. Thx!

I thought so. But, sorry - NO PPE avail for her, but "get to work she must."

Wouldn't you love it?

She could take Spanky for a photo op! 👍

[riversedge]

17. I remember that Judge Perrio went looking for Hillary in the woods. Remember that Hillary

--not long after she lost 2016 used to take walks in the wooded area near her house.
Anyway-the judge went up to ny to track .
her down

She ended up interviewing some people in town because could not find Hillary. Silly thing for me to remember I know.

[SheltieLover]

20. Drunk stalked Hillary?

WTF? 🤬

[dewsgirl]

24. I remember watching a segment on it.🙄

[SheltieLover]

35. How sickening!

Ty for sharing.

[dewsgirl]

39. I had heard about it beforehand, it was downright bizzare.

I believe she visited a pizza place that delivers to the Clinton's. I remember thinking, at what point is this considered crossing the line....little did I know, there is no line.

[Golden Raisin]

33. In the Potter's Field common grave now being

used on Hart Island.

[SheltieLover]

38. Yes

& shitstain shpuld accompany her, but hos sad...no PPE avail for them.

[mercuryblues]

2. WTF

They're poodles FFS, put them in the sink. Or maybe she can't because they are filled with dirty wine glasses.

[TrollBuster9090]

10. They were those BIG poodles. I don't know what they're called.

So they wouldn't fit in the kitchen sink. However, given that only her servants go in the kitchen, I'm not sure she'd know where to find the kitchen sink anyway.

[jmowreader]

46. "Big poodles" are called Standard Poodles

The Poodle Club of America recognizes three sizes: Standard (the big ones Ms. Pirro has), Miniature (a dog that’s in the same size range as a cocker spaniel) and Toy (a dog about the same size as a chihuahua).

The dog known as a Teacup Poodle is not an “official” size - if you bring one to a dog show they’ll call it a Toy Poodle. They get those by breeding the smallest Teacup poodles they can and hope the size holds in the puppies.

[uponit7771]

4. Faux is pushing open the economy

[SheltieLover]

9. Yup the big push is on!

Kicked off by scum gov Lee TN announcement yesterday. 🤬

[uponit7771]

13. 750 billion in lost economy per month is estimate. Trump can't do 25% unemployment

[Alacritous Crier]

26. I'm pretty sure...

they will have people rioting in states that defy Cheeto Mussolini's "orders." It's probably going to get very ugly at the behest of the RW "leaders", Drumpf and Putin. I foresee possible scenes reminiscent of 1920s Germany.

I hope I'm wrong.

[uponit7771]

31. +1, first they'd have to clear all corporations of liability, " I believed Trumps admin" isn't going

... to be a good excuse in court

[SheltieLover]

36. This!👆

[riversedge]

5. meanwhile. Brit Hume is having an honest moment........

Link to tweet

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Link to tweet

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[gratuitous]

14. Brit: save some characters on your tweet

"Serial exaggerations" takes up a lot of characters. Just say "lies." Or is there something in your contract with Fox that prevents you from using that word in relation to Needy Amin?

[ZZenith]

22. Fuck that nonsense.

Honest my ass.

Sorry for the profanity but this smokescreen is too transparent for ridicule.

“Indeed, he (sic) actions so far have been highly deferential to governors and mayors.”

Mendacious gaslighting bullshit artist, Brit Hume

[Thomas Hurt]

23. deferential - withholding aid from the states that didn't vote for his bloated #$$.

[Caliman73]

28. Honest, yet still stupid.

What the President says IS important because the office has historically had significant importance and authority. If the president went in front of cameras and said, "We have information that alien space craft are entering earth's atmosphere" That would be extremely significant. When racist shit head, Woodrow Wilson said of the film Birth of A Nation, "It's like writing history with Lightning. My only regret is that it is all so terribly true." He gave succor and substance to the "lost cause" and aided in the proliferation of the Klan, which grew to hundreds of thousands if not more during his presidency.

Trump has not been "deferential to governors and mayors" he has been feckless and lacking in any leadership. His main goal is to avoid blame, which is why he uses such weaselly language all of the time, like when he said he was going to "Hold back funding from the WHO, strongly" then when pushed he said, "I never said that, I said we were looking at it" when he clearly said the former.

Trump is a liar and he is arrogant despite being ignorant and incompetent. The purpose of the President, ESPECIALLY in a crisis, is to provide stability and strength for Americans who are scared. It is presumed that he President has the most up to date information and is being honest with the people regardless of how it may look politically. If something bad is happening, the President tells us honestly, while still trying to maintain our resolve and hope.

Trump uses words to escape blame or to puff himself up. That is all. The media needs to keep challenging him on that and calling it out.

[Boomerproud]

34. Wrong Huckleberry Hound.

Time for you to go away.

[mercuryblues]

7. WTF

They're poodles FFS, put them in the sink. Or maybe she can't because they are filled with dirty wine glasses.

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. She makes Marie Antoinette look like a social justice warrior (nt)

[SheltieLover]

11. Well said, Muriel!

👍

[ProfessorGAC]

45. My Big Doggie...

...needs a nail trimming.
Can I whine too?
Just shows there are idiots that become judges.

[underpants]

12. They followed Trump down a rabbit hole

It’s not that they can’t turn around, it’s that THAT is what the viewers expect.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

15. Oh, rich snowflakes are having to make do like ordinary people. Poor people don't have poodleS. nt

[OAITW r.2.0]

16. Your typical fox viewer must relate to this problem.

LOL

[Proud Liberal Dem]

18. PRIVILEGE!

[sdfernando]

19. apparently she takes better care of her poodles than herself

she isn't fooling anyone with that face-lift and every time I've ever heard her speak (which ain't a lot thank god!) she sounds like she's been swilling the Ripple!

[KayF]

21. she should video that

i would watch

[Permanut]

25. Meanwhile, "Dr." Laura Schlesinger

says on that same sleazy network that since the casualty estimates and projections of mortality due to the COVID19 virus keep changing, we can't really trust the experts, can we?

Moron. PhD in Physiology makes her an expert in, I don't know, something I guess.

[Martin Eden]

27. THE POODLE BITES! THE POODLE CHEWS IT!

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do
(Oh, Frenchie . . . )

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love
Some dirty love
That dirty love
That dirty love

THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Not a speck of cereal!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Nothing but the best for my dog!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Come on!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Little paws sticking up!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Little curly head!)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Little curly tail!)

-- Frank Zappa

[Glimmer of Hope]

29. She is disgusting.

[OhioChick]

30. WTF? Wish that was my biggest concern n/t

[Thunderbeast]

32. Oh! The HUMANITY!

[edbermac]

37. Not as bad as sex-crazed pandas.

Which was a big story on Fox instead of the FBI raid of President Donald Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen in connection with Donald Trump-Stormy Daniels Affairs Allegations two years ago.

[milestogo]

41. Thats probably the same salon she uses for herself.

Poor thing has to wash and dry her own hair because of COVID-19.

[NewJeffCT]

42. Candace Owens was whining that she wasn't let into Whole Foods without a mask

and said she goes there EVERY day. WTF? Do you really need to go out EVERY day?

[COLGATE4]

43. I thought she said that they had to shower

and blow dry HER since she can't go to the dog salon.

[RC3]

44. And by poodles...

She means herself.