drumpf says he will "authorize" governors to reopen at time of their choosing

[Takket]

Link to tweet

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In other news, I am authorizing Dominos to make pizza and the sky to be blue. Well.... don't all thank me at once!

[MFM008]

1. i know

Jay Inslee will laugh a lot at him....

[BigDemVoter]

2. I will authorize the sun to rise tomorrow morning in the east, and I will tell it to make

goddamn sure to set in the west or else it will be punished! Ugh, I HATE that orange clown so much.

[PCIntern]

3. I liked the guy on cnn who said

That’s like saying he authorized supermodels to date other people.

[IcyPeas]

4. Ha! He just said some democratic governors

Like him.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

That's what they tell you

[underpants]

7. He needs adoration

Everyone MUST like him. They just might.

[July]

5. IOW, he caved.

Mr. Tough Guy flicked in the face by the U.S. Constitution.

The fact that he needs to come up with this pathetic face-saving line underlines his weakness.

[Backseat Driver]

6. Flunky probably sent some freak to take a walk

in the wet market with a little air-freshener canister; he's f'g insane and needs a well-guarded padded cell in Gitmo; this is exactly what a domestic terrorist looks like and sounds like.

- This field isn't big enough!!!!!!!!

[dalton99a]

8. Did he authorize the governors and mayors to close?

Fuck off, asshole

[Baclava]

9. His Royal Highness decrees his peasants may eat their gruel at times of their choosing