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EndlessWire

(6,546 posts)
Tue Apr 21, 2020, 05:34 AM Apr 2020

How long to wear bandito apparel.

I sent for stylish yet probably useless face masks. At this point, I think only a bunny suit will do. Nevertheless, when my robber masks get here, I'll be going about my business (when I must leave my little CV-free nest) with No Fear. Fie on the Devil. Fie on Trump.

I plan to wear them all summer long, if I don't faint from the heat. So, let's say that everyone else has given up, and Trump has achieved his desire to have the CV wash over us while he sells our PPEs to foreign investors. Not to worry. When you meet me, I'll still be covered with a mask over my nose, mouth and chin, and I still won't touch you.

It's my new lifestyle. Hat, sunglasses, and a mask. Don't need makeup, or cover ups, anymore. Who knew that the burka chicks would be so correct lo these many years later. Now I just have to worry about whether the color will discourage mosquitoes.

I'm getting buffed, stuck at home, but you won't see the prison pallor because I will be covered up for about two years.

















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How long to wear bandito apparel. (Original Post) EndlessWire Apr 2020 OP
Wear it 'til you tear it. Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2020 #1
Someone else mentioned burkas Rhiannon12866 Apr 2020 #2
It's got Revlon, L'Oreal, Olay completely beat because tavernier Apr 2020 #3
yep..i told hubby the burkas are the way to go...the masks i have are my dog bandanas.. samnsara Apr 2020 #4

tavernier

(12,394 posts)
3. It's got Revlon, L'Oreal, Olay completely beat because
Tue Apr 21, 2020, 06:01 AM
Apr 2020

this little wonder product, paraben free, covers wrinkles, pimples, blackheads, scars, crooked noses and hairy moles. Why didn’t we think of it before???

samnsara

(17,624 posts)
4. yep..i told hubby the burkas are the way to go...the masks i have are my dog bandanas..
Tue Apr 21, 2020, 08:15 AM
Apr 2020

..one has Pluto on it complaining that his parents went to Disney World and all he got was a lousy bandana. I have an old N9 from the forest fires days. One string is busted. I wear it and cover it with come cute cloth or silky thing. How the hell did bandits keep those things tied around their face?..and one rubber glove I use to touch things..

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