He speaks like a half-bright, drug-addled, third grader!

[11 Bravo]

You name it ... grammar, syntax, intonation, the actual meaning of the words he tries to use, every fucking facet of oral communication ... he flat-out mangles it.

And even when he screws up and accidentally says something partially true, who can tell? Everything the fat, stupid, bastard bleats is indecipherable bullshit.

Hell, "covfefe" may turn out to have been the pinnacle of his flailing attempts to express himself to the American people.

[underpants]

1. Hey but he's the best accordionist. THE BEST.

[11 Bravo]

4. That never gets old.

Thanks, underpants, I needed a laugh today.

[underpants]

5. I was cracking up about it earlier

[I_UndergroundPanther]

9. Same here the accordion never gets old.

[Xipe Totec]

2. I've heard his speech described as what happens when word salad...

... has a heart attack and falls down the stairs.

[smirkymonkey]

3. "Half-bright?"

You are being too generous.

[malaise]

6. Best economy in the history of the world

This fucker is bat shit crazy

[Ferrets are Cool]

7. Well, I've never known any drug-addled third graders, but

I will take your word for it and use my imagination.

[Wellstone ruled]

8. Well,what does one expect from

Orange Asshole with shit for brains.

[Permanut]

10. He and Turtle man..

together make a whole wit.

[muriel_volestrangler]

11. Yeah, when he has an actual message to read out, it's like someone reading in a foreign language

but when he is speaking to someone, he's rude and loud. If he is talking alone without an autocue, he rambles, repeats himself, grammar goes out of the window, and he sounds like he's high.