"We have one of the most successful mortality rates."

[milestogo]

He said this.

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Numbers Are Too Hard For PINO

Dullard
"At least it's not 2 million!"

[ffr]

7. Next to IMPotus, I like PINO too

Good one!

[ProfessorGAC]

8. A Few More

DOLTUS
Dolt45
And, my new fave, Li'l Donnie Boy.

[underpants]

2. Yes he did. He says we've tested more than all others combined

[Aristus]

3. See? He can turn anything into a success!

…

[maxrandb]

19. It's like the "Peter Principle" took a huge toke of crack

and then said; "hold my beer"

[lpbk2713]

4. That boy aint right in the head.

[LisaL]

5. And we have many many positive people too.

See, it's all good.

[captain queeg]

6. Yay. We're number one!

[ProfessorGAC]

9. 2nd Reply

You'd think being a golfer (sort of) he'd know that lower numbers are better.
Come to think of it, that's it.
On the course, he hits 4 shots, one in the water, 3 putts and calls it a par.
He figures he can just cheat his way through this "round".

[keithbvadu2]

11. For testing, Dotard thinks lower numbers are better. Fewer tests mean fewer victims counted.

For testing, Dotard thinks lower numbers are better.

Fewer tests mean fewer victims counted.

[ProfessorGAC]

12. Doesn't Help The Death Thing

And he was talking mortality.
I'm going with the golf cheater analogy!!! We absolutely know he has to cheat at golf. I'm 63 and 75% of what I was at 45, but I'd still beat him by at least 10 strokes, absent shaving.

[Iggo]

14. It's what golf cheaters do. Improve their lie.

[ProfessorGAC]

17. I Can Improve My Lie?

Then I made a 4 not a 5!!!

[Iggo]

18. Oh-zack-lee !!!

[Mystery sage]

10. Dying is winning you know

[Iggo]

13. Why, "there's more important things than living" said the actual Lt. Governor of Texas.

Not one bit of .

[gibraltar72]

15. Did he get calls from a few hundred Governors again today?

[eppur_se_muova]

16. Well, he has been successful in getting a lot of people killed. nt