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Renew Deal

(81,866 posts)
Sun May 17, 2020, 12:40 AM May 2020

If Trump was president during WW2, he would have kissed Hitler's ass

Trump wants us to have a military mindset in regards to coronavirus. If Trump was president during WW2, he would have:


  • Kissed Hitler's ass by saying how strong and powerful Hitler is.
  • Claimed Hitler's people worship him
  • Visited Italy and shook hands with Mussolini
  • Claimed that Mussolini was "very powerful and respected"
  • Congratulated Mussolini for making the trains run on time and derided America for having "late trains."
  • Claimed that there are "good people on both sides" in the conflict in Europe
  • Claimed that he can be trusted to "protect the Jews" despite the anti-Semites that surround him because his daughter married someone Jewish.
  • Blamed Pearl Harbor on Hoover even though Hoover left office 8 years before
  • Also blamed Pearl Harbor on Hawaii and their "Hooverite governor"
  • Bombed an empty Japanese fishing vessel, claimed it was a destroyer, and declared victory over Japan
  • Told Hawaii that he has absolute power, but they must fend for themselves.
  • Removed troops from Hawaii because "they didn't pay" and the Japanese are no longer a threat
  • Claimed Hawaii is safe to visit
  • Claimed Democrats are just trying to hurt him politically by pointing out that Japan attacked Pearl Harbor
  • Claimed the British aren't really our friends because they burned down the White House in the "War of 1815"
  • Claimed that Stalin is a tough guy that "knows how to win, just like me"
  • Banned travel from China and claimed that Hoover loved China and that Hoover committed the greatest crime ever.
  • Softly surrendered to the Germans and Japanese.
  • Told people to "ingest" WD-40 because he thinks it will help cure polio.

Trump wants to have a military mindset, but he has already surrendered to coronavirus, because he is weak.
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If Trump was president during WW2, he would have kissed Hitler's ass (Original Post) Renew Deal May 2020 OP
Brilliant dawg day May 2020 #1
Kick dalton99a May 2020 #2
He would have joined forces with the Axis powers too lunatica May 2020 #3
Yep. He and Benito would have been twinsies. Grokenstein May 2020 #4
Absolutely true MFM008 May 2020 #5
we'd have been told not to believe the Holocaust mnmoderatedem May 2020 #6
Good point. "He says he didn't do it." Renew Deal May 2020 #10
No freaking question. Squinch May 2020 #7
A third of Americans would have repeated everything he said. Walleye May 2020 #8
The sad thing is, he absolutely would have. Tommy_Carcetti May 2020 #9
If drumpf were president then, we'd have been part of the Axis. lark May 2020 #11

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
3. He would have joined forces with the Axis powers too
Sun May 17, 2020, 12:47 AM
May 2020

The Swastika would be our national flag along with the Southern Union Jack and the snake flag.

Walleye

(31,028 posts)
8. A third of Americans would have repeated everything he said.
Sun May 17, 2020, 06:48 AM
May 2020

And tried to start a war with the rest of us, brandishing weapons to get meat and gasoline

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,184 posts)
9. The sad thing is, he absolutely would have.
Sun May 17, 2020, 07:49 AM
May 2020

Hitler would only have to throw Trump a few bones or promise a face-to-face meeting and we would be hearing about how he “loved his people.”

lark

(23,116 posts)
11. If drumpf were president then, we'd have been part of the Axis.
Sun May 17, 2020, 10:56 AM
May 2020

We'd be speaking German now and be as poor as Russia workers and people would be talking about us being relegated to the dustbin of history for our failures.

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