Why isn't Melania out there

[cyclonefence]

reading books online to little kids, comforting high school kids who are missing graduation and prom, offering solace to those of us who've lost loved ones, giving messages of hope and unity, just Eleanor-Roosevelting the hell out of this emergency?

Oh. That's right. Our First Lady can't speak English.

[msongs]

1. she speaks english, she doesn't speak give a damn about anyone but herself nt

[cyclonefence]

3. Oh, that's right

She "doesn't really care." Totally forgot about that.

And I think you're mistaken. I think what English she speaks is rudimentary, and I think one reason she has her parents living with her is that they are people she can talk to.

[Maru Kitteh]

8. Her "English" is almost unintelligible. But yeah, she cares for

herself and her kid. Only.

[guillaumeb]

2. She cannot speak human.

Neither can her current husband.

[CountAllVotes]

4. Maybe she's got the fever

and ...

Here's the cure!

[leftieNanner]

5. Very Good Questions

This would be such a simple thing for them to do! Her husband has zero empathy, but they can pretend that she does. But she is in deep hiding at her parents' house. She only shows up in her $2,000 shoes to dig pretend holes in the garden.

[Skittles]

6. she only cares about herself

there's that, too

[Newest Reality]

7. That's obvious...

The kids are not old enough for the kind of comforting she has been trained to provide, and the rest of us are not looking for that right now. She speaks Escort, from what I can see.

Now, if you would like to arrange...

[Brother Mythos]

9. She can always go out there and wear her "I really don't care. Do U?" jacket again.

That message is clear enough without any need to speak at all.

[Wellstone ruled]

10. Must be something to do

with her Kidney's,I mean tummy tuck and Face lift season.

[Celerity]

11. Because she is a piece of doghsit, a bought and paid for gold digging, selfish whore

She also is an illegal alien, as are her chain-migrated parents. She needs to be stripped of all wealth (via stripping Trump of all his, plus seizing all her separate wealth as well) and all 3 need to be tossed back to Slovenia. They can live off Melania selling her diminished assets in a backroom of a Ljubljana strip-club.

[sop]

12. Melania looks and sounds like Natasha Fatale...the woman's about as real as a cartoon character.

[Ohiogal]

13. No effing kidding!

All those things she could certainly be doing. Show a little empathy for the American people who are going through such a tough time!

No, she has been hiding away and silent as a ghost. Shows you how much she cares and what her priorities are.

Those two are the most worthless people on the entire planet.

[secondwind]

14. She's in front of the mirror all day.................

"Who's the fairest of them all?"

[niyad]

15. Personally, I am glad she is not doing any of those things. Aren't people suffering enough

without having to put up with malaria? I mean, the toddler's handler?

[Cha]

21. Exactly.. We have enough Lying Gaslighters out there.

[Shermann]

16. She's zero for one with PSA's

Hubby destroyed the credibility of her anti-bullying campaign.

She could take on the public mask-wearing issue and be zero for two.

[Neema]

17. Because the trump playbook is "if an Obama does it, do the opposite."

Which suits Melania just fine because Michelle is kind, empathetic, intelligent, well-read, educated, caring, generous, classy, accomplished and hard-working. And Melania is the polar opposite.

[MaryMagdaline]

18. I think she already told us why

She doesn’t really care

[MaryMagdaline]

19. And I believed her the first time

[spanone]

20. Or working at a food bank?

just kidding

[jmg257]

22. She would just be ridiculed relentlessly - better to be silent and be thought

A fool, then to speak
And remove all doubt... or at least made
Fun of quite publicly - she’s safer hunkering down.

[Brother Buzz]

23. I think she's busy scouring the internets....

hopelessly looking for paint stripes for her tennis pavilion. Apparently nobody manufacturers paint stripes anymore.

[Brainfodder]

24. Couldn't care less, but has a first lady ever been this absent?

She married and supported this jackass during all this evil since the election, so yeah she gets zero shade from me.

I don't care do you and Be Best, that person, I'm suppose to take seriously or any interest in whatsoever?

[musicman65]

25. Really,,,what should we expect

nothing like the others even barbie bush,,,so no slack cutting,,,,dumb is dumb forever

[IcyPeas]

26. Michelle and I want to do our part to give all you parents a break today...

good book. the Obamas know words... the best words... big words. LOL I wonder if this is shade?

Michelle and I want to do our part to give all you parents a break today, so we’re reading “The Word Collector” for
@chipublib
. It’s a fun book that vividly illustrates the transformative power of words––and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did

Link to tweet

[TheCowsCameHome]

27. She's as worthless as her hoosbandt.

Both of them SUCK.

[kskiska]

28. She's under contract.

I doubt she'll ever say anything, even after a divorce settlement. She'll find some other rich schmuck to marry.

[DesertRat]

29. She does speak English, but with a very thick accent

And other than occasionally standing stiffly beside the moron, she hasn't taken on the usual duties of First Lady. I doubt she and her child live at the WH.

Here she is reading to children in 2017. She's barely intelligible. "I will ask the wise ool" "on the farum"

[greatauntoftriplets]

30. Judging by the tan she was sporting at the VE day event....

I'd say that she's been spending time in Florida.