Trump's Luncheon with GOP Senators: "Buffet will open early at noon"

[yellowcanine]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/05/trump-plan-to-dine-with-gop-senators-sparks-hilarious-responses-to-memo-announcing-buffet-will-open-early/

President Donald Trump is heading to Capitol Hill for a luncheon with Republican Senators. While it’s not listed on his official calendar, reporters found one element of the unscheduled get together even more surprising: lunch will feature a buffet.

Jack Sherman
The notice that went out to Senate Republican offices about the lunch with Trump notes that the “buffet will open early at noon.”

In terms of coronovirus spread probably the only thing worse than eat in dining is a buffet.
Note: This is not the Onion.

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Yes, this is the Onion, you cant fool me...

Otherwise rump and the GOP would have to be the dumbest collection of humans on earth.

[riversedge]

3. But they are!--rump and the GOP would have to be the dumbest collection of humans on earth.

[rurallib]

2. With a heapin' helpin' of corona du jour

and a hydroxychloroquine chaser

[Frustratedlady]

4. McDonald's cheeseburgers and fries? Will Ivanka play hostess?

It would be nice if someone had a recorder. I'd love to hear their shenanigan planning.

[Nature Man]

7. hamberders?

[frazzled]

5. Is this how we take back the Senate?

Just sit back and watch.

[Solly Mack]

6. Spread at the spread.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. A buffet?

Is this how we get the Senate back?

[malaise]

9. The Menu

Cream of Lysol Soup
Garden salad with oil and Dettol dressing
Chicken à la oral hydroxychloroquine
Salmon soaked in Silver Solution with pearl onions pickled in mercury cooked up by Jim Bakker
Drink - Orange Kool-Aid

Dessert - Baked pudding with droplets from ventilators used in Covid-19 hospital wards.

The after lunch speech will be given by the deputy undertaker in chief accompanied by the body bag workers.

[dickthegrouch]

20. How about some Karma crackers

For the soup. Baked in hospital kitchens by caged kids.

[malaise]

22. I like that very much

[lynintenn]

10. He's testing their loyalty.

See who comes with masks. They have to suspect that he has been exposed. Confederate of dunces.

[cayugafalls]

11. Did someone say Buffet?

[MineralMan]

12. As long as it's just the Republicans who are invited to

Trump's Coronavirus Buffet, I'm good with it.

[barbtries]

13. early at noon

lol

trump doesn't stop watching and tweeting that early.

[Autumn]

14. If none of them are sick in two weeks and dropping dead like flies in a cloud of insecticide

that will prove to me they have a cure or a prevention.

[CentralMass]

17. Could be.

[Blue Owl]

15. Get your morbidly obese freak on

n/t

[CentralMass]

16. You would almost think that he wants to infect everyone.

[Baked Potato]

18. Buffet... of course.

[yellowcanine]

19. Could be a misprint. Maybe Jimmy Buffett is opening at noon.

[Stinky The Clown]

21. OhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease

[Cha]

23. Eat UP the Spread, repubs.