The Secretary of Defense was going to observe a bathroom

[maxrandb]

Seriously, that's the "effing" story they are going with?

America is finished.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-s-church-photo-op-took-defense-secretary-esper-gen-n1222391

"Esper said he believed he was going to observe a bathroom that had been vandalized in Lafayette Park, which is close to the church.

'I didn't know where I was going', Esper said"

[tazkcmo]

1. Because asking

Because asking where you were going was too complex?

[True Blue American]

2. Esper

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Don’t know nothing. About the low flying helicopters, violence against peaceful protesters, who gave the orders for anything.

[Solomon]

7. This

[SouthernCal_Dem]

3. Was he also trying to take a shit after "observing" the bathroom?

What a fucking joke Esper is.

[maxrandb]

8. Maybe Donnie Dollhands told him he left his phone in the shitter n/t

[Solly Mack]

4. The crapper defense

Everything to do with Trump always results in shit.

[gademocrat7]

5. Very lame, Esper.

Another cabal member who is a despicable liar.

[UpInArms]

6. Esper is heading for the toilet of life.

He needs to be flushed like the turd he is.

[maxrandb]

9. Maybe he was just refining his turd polishing skills

Retrumplicans require expert turd polishing. I'm talking turd polishing that is so darn good they can convince their voters that they can pick up the turd by its "clean end"

[C_U_L8R]

10. 'I didn't know where I was going"

Yeah. They tried that excuse at Nuremberg too. Didn't convince the judges.

[maxrandb]

11. Isn't "I didn't know where I was going" the perfect euphemism for this shitshow?

[C_U_L8R]

14. It's easy when their heads are so firmly planted up their bums.

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Yep, following Trump right down the crapper.

[bigtree]

13. ew

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