What if the President is right and Antifa is breeding 75-year-old super soldiers

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twitter.com/bheater/status/1270350926231015427

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[House of Roberts]

1. Fuck, I thought I beat the draft when I was 18!

Now in 12 years, I have to worry all over again!

[leftieNanner]

2. Oh Goody!

I've got the white hair. Only 8 more years until I can join up!

Plenty of time to practice my falling down. Think I'll wear a helmet for a while until I get it right.

[aeromanKC]

3. That's almost as forward thinking development as the 19th Century Religious sect Shaker's had.

[UTUSN]

4. HAH, everybody wants to be BOROWITZ!1

[GopherGal]

14. Sounds like it's already happening

That Soros is sneakier than we thought.

[link:http://www.breakingburgh.com/millions-of-antifa-provocateurs-discovered-in-training-camps-all-over-america/?fbclid=IwAR1xW4B4rFpZJhPN8xWw35vzB_Dn9pSgezZYmDrvQUhThgdJKJ6wn6JvxSA|]

[burrowowl]

18. Great link!

[Iliyah]

5. So old white people ..

now. No wonder why t-rump is losing seniors.

[underpants]

6. Damn it Soros!

[Jamastiene]

8. ROFL! n/t

[Brother Mythos]

22. Well ... at least @toddbritishfox didn't give away how to do the secret handshake.

[underpants]

23. Now that we can't do handshakes anymore

Gang signs could come in handy.

[BlueLucy]

7. Freepers are all in with this conspiracy.

I don't know how their mind works. These people!

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3853944/posts

[herding cats]

11. They're ill.

Mentally ill. It's a studied fact many of them suffer from a herd form of psychosis.

[Croney]

9. I am 75! And you can knock me over with a stick.

I hereby volunteer. For whatever. Anything to get out of the house.

[Retrograde]

10. Can I get some of this super training?

as a somewhat elderly person, I can attest to how easy it is to fall when pushed - even when the pushing is accidental and the other person didn't mean it!

[hvn_nbr_2]

12. That's not a cell phone in his hand. It's a Star Trek phaser. nt

[DBoon]

13. Can a 65 year old join the junior super soldiers league?

asking for a friend

[Captain Zero]

20. yes but Soros forces you to take a lower benefit amount

if you become a Super Soldier between ages 65-74. 7% less per year.

[Thomas Hurt]

15. Wow that is diabolical, no one expects the super.soldier to take a dive!

[Chipper Chat]

16. It's a cookbook.

Don't get on that plane.

[captain queeg]

17. I wish part of the presidents physical included a brain scan

You know, those ones that show brain activity. It would be interesting to measure what part of his brain is active when he comes up with ideas like this. And then spreads them. I have occasional crazy ideas, but there’s some part of my brain that is active and shuts the idea off before it’s transmitted to my mouth.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

19. Defund AARP. That will fix them! If that fails......

nationalize all the denture adhesive companies a ship out tubes filled with hemorrhoid ointment.

If that too fails, nationalize all the hemorrhoid ointment companies and ship out tubes filled with denture adhesive.

If ALL that fails then we must shout "I've fallen and can't get up" in the street and promptly surrender to a hearing aid dealer.


KY.....

[Captain Zero]

21. Oh I think you have the solution to all this rabble rousing

by 75 year olds...