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First Speaker

(4,858 posts)
Wed Jun 10, 2020, 06:00 PM Jun 2020

Would Dennis Hopper have made the perfect Trump...?

...I can just imagine the final scene of the movie...Trump loses by a landslide in November, 2020. In his rage and despair, he finally decides to go all Just Fuck It, and pushes the Button. Close-up to Hopper/Trump's face..."the whim of a madman. I like that! Bwahahaha…" Nuclear explosions on the screen. Fadeout. Sounds a little too realistic, doesn't it...?

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Would Dennis Hopper have made the perfect Trump...? (Original Post) First Speaker Jun 2020 OP
William Shatner has the look to play him. nt tblue37 Jun 2020 #1
Good thing he doesn't read DU. It might give him ideas. LakeArenal Jun 2020 #2
Far-fetched? or logical conclusion? You decide... Moostache Jun 2020 #3
Recent DU post, that I couldn't find to quote to, said Cheney made point that empedocles Jun 2020 #4
Well, the bright side is that Turbineguy Jun 2020 #10
This scene must have been inspired by Trump on a Saturday night C_U_L8R Jun 2020 #5
I thought he did a fantastic job portraying tRump in Blue Velvet... Ferrets are Cool Jun 2020 #6
Like Frank Booth from "Blue Velvet"? Buckeye_Democrat Jun 2020 #7
Or Deacon from Waterworld Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2020 #12
I was thinking of Miguelito Loveless Jun 2020 #8
I was thinking Rip Taylor would have been excellent. stuffmatters Jun 2020 #9
I don't know what roll you're thinking of brooklynite Jun 2020 #11

Moostache

(9,895 posts)
3. Far-fetched? or logical conclusion? You decide...
Wed Jun 10, 2020, 06:08 PM
Jun 2020

1) Trump has used US military troops against US citizens
2) Trump has incarcerated and separated immigrant families on the borders
3) Trump has pissed on EVERY long standing international alliance we have
4) Trump has allowed a pandemic to kill more than 115,000 Americans
5) Trump has allowed the economy to crater and 40,000,000 people to lose jobs in 3 months
6) Trump has attempted to strong arm an ally for campaign dirt
7) Trump has openly pondered the use of nuclear weapons since 2016

I see 3 potential paths from here out...

First path - Trump sees polls get continually worse until October, decides its in his best interests to secure a pardon before its too late and he resigns the office to Pence as an October-surprise to all (conditioned on a pardon being at-the-ready and signed as soon as he crosses the "t" in his signature...

Second path - Trump goes through to the election, loses so badly that he cannot plausibly stay in power without a civil war erupting, decides he is going out in a blaze of glory and launches nuclear weapons on Iran as a parting gift to the world.

Third path - Trump drops fucking dead of a heart attack tonight (or ANY TIME).

empedocles

(15,751 posts)
4. Recent DU post, that I couldn't find to quote to, said Cheney made point that
Wed Jun 10, 2020, 06:10 PM
Jun 2020

President pushing nuclear button was unstoppable. [The President's order would go direct to the missile launchers]

Turbineguy

(37,331 posts)
10. Well, the bright side is that
Wed Jun 10, 2020, 07:16 PM
Jun 2020

we won't have anything to worry about.

I hope space aliens are keeping track. It would be a shame if nobody in the universe learned anything.

C_U_L8R

(45,002 posts)
5. This scene must have been inspired by Trump on a Saturday night
Wed Jun 10, 2020, 06:16 PM
Jun 2020

"Now it's dark! Mommy! Baby wants to f.... !"





Ferrets are Cool

(21,106 posts)
6. I thought he did a fantastic job portraying tRump in Blue Velvet...
Wed Jun 10, 2020, 06:16 PM
Jun 2020

Frank Booth : Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!

Frank Booth : Don't be a good neighbor to her. I'll send you a love letter,

Frank Booth : [shouting] straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!

Frank Booth : Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves!

Frank Booth : Hey, neighbor! You shit-for-brains, man! You forgot I have a police radio! One well-dressed fuckin' man knows where your fuckin' cute little butt's hidin'! Stupid fuck! Fuck with me, man! Here I come, ready or not! You fuck! I can hear your fuckin' radio, you stupid shit! You got about one fuckin' second to live, buddy! You're one sorry piece of shit, mister. Hey, pretty, pretty! What the fuck? Where are you? Where are you?


Yup, pretty good version of tRump.

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