VP Pence drops by a Pennsylvania diner to greet patrons and have lunch.

[demmiblue]

VP Pence drops by a Pennsylvania diner to greet patrons and have lunch. Orders a bunch of Reuben Sandwiches for the motorcycle police escorting his motorcade in and around Pittsburgh.

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Doodley]

1. What a surprise. No mask.

[Doremus]

13. I think he had covid about a month ago when he disappeared for awhile. nt

[lapucelle]

2. I hope they hid the Mrs. Butterworth syrup.

Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives

WASHINGTON—Expressing concerns about the propriety of being left alone with a syrup container of the opposite sex, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly asked his waiter Thursday to remove Mrs. Butterworth from the table until his wife arrived to join him at a local diner. “Excuse me, sir, would you please take this out of my line of sight until my wife gets here?” said Pence, who reportedly attempted to put the table’s sugar dispenser and salt and pepper shakers between him and the feminine syrup bottle before deciding that even having Mrs. Butterworth within arm’s reach could lead him to have impure thoughts.

“It just would not be right for me to sit here alone with a woman-shaped container, particularly one as shapely as this. In fact, I would advise you to do the same for the man sitting over there—I see he is sitting very close to Mrs. Butterworth even though he appears to be wearing a wedding ring.” At press time, Pence had asked the waiter to pour syrup on his pancakes for him, as it would be unseemly to handle the curves of the plastic woman in such a public place.

https://politics.theonion.com/mike-pence-asks-waiter-to-remove-mrs-butterworth-from-1819579759

[Cha]

23. Maskless Weirdo.

oh it's the onion.. my bad.

Good question about "the invisible luggage" though.

[lapucelle]

24. He's still a maskless weirdo...

MAHALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cha]

25. Exactly! my bad was thinking it was true

about Mrs Butterworth!

Backatcha!

[Midnight Writer]

3. It looks like Pence has adopted Trump's posture.

[lagomorph777]

10. Zelig

[demmiblue]

14. Not the first time:

[Norbert]

4. Is he developing the mental midgets posture?

I guess that would happen if you are up trumps ass for over 3-1/2 years.

[Ohiogal]

5. It appears from that photo

That he’s actually adopting Trump’s weird standing posture! They sure are one strange bunch!

What the hell is he doing roaming around in Pittsburgh, anyway? I don’t think he’s stopping at any bars for an “Arn City” beer .... Mother doesn’t allow him to imbibe, does she?

[Wounded Bear]

9. Well, you know how pets start to look like their masters, right?

[Ohiogal]

12. ...

[Atticus]

6. Is it just me or does Pence have---tiny hands? nt

[LeftInTX]

7. Plastic surgery, mandated by Trump

[Nevilledog]

8. They do look tiny.

[nolabear]

11. How hard did they have to scout to find a place with a sign like that.

Those photo ops don’t do themselves you know.

[Wounded Bear]

15. Visited the FB page...

https://www.facebook.com/Davids-Diner-114963588654941/?ref=page_internal

Not overtly Trumpian at first glance, but scrolling through the pics they have I noticed some definite "Christian" themed photos. Probably what attracted Pence to the joint.

[blaze]

16. Sign has davidsdiner.com on it... website doesn't exist. hmmmm nt

[TreasonousBastard]

18. And it's up for grabs-- a freebee even.

[Ms. Toad]

22. Based on archive.org

Looks like they owned the domain name for a while, but never built a web page.

[BannonsLiver]

17. Looks like a bunch of adoring Nazis at the diner.

[gratuitous]

19. It says Pence ordered sandwiches

But doesn't mention if they were paid for (or by whom).

[Blue Owl]

20. Mother said no dessert before supper time

[Delarage]

21. God I wish one of "them" would stop by

A place I was eating at. I'd give them an earful. Actually, maybe it's better that they don't because I'd lose my shit and embarrass myself I think.