Preview For This Week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots
So let me get this straight - 800,000 tickets for a 20,000 seat arena in a town with a population of 390,000? Is this some kind of new math that I'm not aware of? Is this Trump's idea of math? Or is this COVID's idea of math? Either way, Coronavirus likes this.
**canned audience laughs and applauds**
This week the Top 10 is live from our new studio in Burbank! We attempt to boil down the last two weeks into two entries, Trump plans to restart his MAGA rallies, the war on kneeling protesters gets escalated, we ask how the show Cops is still a thing, people are dumb, and we play a game of "Is It Racist?" (spoiler alert! Probably.). And in our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, is COVID-19 getting weaker? We take a look at some claims from Italian doctors as to whether or not it's true. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor has to break his one rule to talk about Trump's insane PR stunt in front of St. George Church in Washington, DC! It's also time to debut our new segment: THE ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE! In our first part, Joe Biden lays out how the election could possibly be stolen again. Yup, same shit, different year! Unfortunately no live music until we get clearance.
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