How long till trump comes up with a phony military uniform like Hitler?

[captain queeg]

Really I wouldn’t be surprised. Something gaudy with shoulder pads and tassels and of course lots of gold. At least Hitler had actually been in the military. But the pathetic bunkerboy commander bone spurs thinks he’s some great military leader. He is pathetic at every level and I’m looking forward to his collapse.

[thenelm1]

2. Generalissimo Trump - yeah, that's the ticket.

Particularly with mucho gaudy medals for his Viet Nam era service for avoiding VD, the Purple Heart (which some damned fool already gave him) and the bone spurs wound badge, with flourishes. And he'll no doubt award himself the MOH for being such a stand up guy.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. Like this?

[brooklynite]

4. He'll never do better than he already has...

[captain queeg]

6. WTF is that? The military boarding school where he learned more than any general?

Yes something like that. But more medals.

[lettucebe]

5. He already did. It's a red hat

[Aristus]

7. Mussolini was more the uniform freak than Hitler.

When it came to uniforms, Hitler was actually fairly restrained.

His favored outfit was a grey, double-breasted jacket bearing only his Party emblem, his Iron Cross, and his wounds badge (like our Purple Heart).

Italian dictator Benito Mussolini and Hitler's own crony Hermann Goring were gaudy peacocks by comparison.

[niyad]

8. I have been expecting him to do it for at least two years.LOTS of. Gold braid and ribbons.

Bunch of phony medals, like something from a comic opera.

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Space Force Commander!

Lord Helmet!

[JonAndKatePlusABird]

10. Something like this?

[milestogo]

11. Maybe they don't have one that will fit over his fat ass.