Does anyone have a Trump Gold Card?

[TheFarseer]

I just got offered one by YouTube. Don Jr. said they're trying to finalize their card holder roster and they'd be disappointed if I wasn't on it. I don't know much about it except "It will drive the libs crazy" No word on if you get airline miles or cash back or gift card. Do I get double points when I buy Trump Steaks or fly Trump Airlines or pay my Trump University tuition? Is it linked to Deutsche Bank or the Cashier at the Trump Taj Mahal or some Russian Paycheck Advance? I don't know. It didn't say. Can I delay payment til the Pandemic is over? Do I have to pay the balance off or can I default like Don Sr does? This is stuff I need to know before I commit to a new credit card. I think I'm going to stick with Discover. What do you guys think?

[Cirque du So-What]

1. Here's your sign...I mean card

When wearing a MAGA cap just doesn’t quite convey the extent of your idiocy, the tRump Card ensures that everyone gets the message.

I wouldn’t touch that card with a 10-foot pole.

[leftieNanner]

2. More research is needed on this critical issue of national importance

Do you think you might get invited to the White House for a Quarter Pounder? With Cheese?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

3. Nope, got plenty of window scrapers already.

They are good to cut up and use as shims for built-it projects.......

[Tanuki]

12. Could come in handy when you're painting a picture and need to

apply the paint in a nice straight line, e.g., to form the side of a building. And the paint would cover up the offensive name.

[Under The Radar]

4. No benefits at all...

Other than you can show it and brag to other MAGAts that you sent the self funding multi billionaire a donation of a minimum of $35 and in return they sent you that lovely plastic card painted gold with Trumps name on it. Probably could use it for personal favors like getting moved to the front of the line in Mississippi or Alabama at a gun show or BBQ stand.
There is an option of recurring payments if you wish but it won’t make your card any better than the $35 donor. You just get that great feeling inside that you have helped save the freedom of anyone that is a criminal that goes on Fox News and praises the president who then receives a pardon from King Orange himself.
Typical advice and bumper stickers in those circles is “if it feels good do it”. Why not stick with that?

[spanone]

5. You don't want to disappoint Junior.

Grifters gotta grift.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

6. Yes, but I'm running low. When I go to the stores, the shelves are empty. NT

[MontanaMama]

7. Get their gold card

and they probably find a way to empty your bank account.

[Pobeka]

8. Maybe theTulsa ticket buyers will snatch up 10 million cards or so?

Wonder what it would cost Trump Co. to produce 10 million cards that never get used.

Not that I'm suggesting anyone do this.

[TheFarseer]

9. Next thing you know

Trump is claiming it’s the most popular credit card on the market. No ones ever seen anything like it. It’s much better than Visa. There’s no annual fee. Even though there is totally an annual fee.

[Pobeka]

10. "Let me tell you about anal fee, it's a great word anal".

I can hear him saying it now.

[TheFarseer]

11. lol. Nice

[Xolodno]

13. Ok, I'm tired.

Just read that as "Does anyone have a Trump Gold Fart?"