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… commenting on today’s state of affairs.
“I tried to be Queen of England. If I’d just posed nude and entered the US illegally, I could have been First Lady instead.” (Wallis Simpson)
“Papa Trump, for a position in your government and a hundred thousand rubles, I will pray over the Eric child and cure his stupidity.” (Grigori Rasputin)
“Open the HAIR SALONS! Especially the ones that know how to work a cage full of live birds into my ‘do!” (Marie Antoinette)
“Just watched a Trump presser – and to think they called ME a crazed bigot!” (Charles Manson)
“I verily do believe that this idiot thinks the Gettysburg Address is 1462 Main Street, Apartment 3-B.” (Abraham Lincoln)
“At least I ATE all the people I killed – just sayin’.” (Jeffery Dahmer)
“If we’d foreseen a pResident Trump, the Constitution would have been rendered as a colouring book.” (John Hancock)
“Despite my expertise at irony, even I couldn’t have made this shit up.” (O. Henry)
“I would rather go down in history as a woman rumoured to have fucked a horse than a woman rumoured to have fucked Trump.” (Catherine the Great)
“If I were Melania, I would view beheading as a welcome alternative.” (Anne Boleyn)
“I think – therefore, I am not a Republican.” (Descartes)
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Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting...(1/3)...
Unfortunately for President Lincoln, thread readers were not available until after his passing.
KY..........
