Trump May Not Have Read Brief Because He Holds Reading Material Upside Down

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump may not have read a Presidential Daily Brief on the Russian bounty scheme because he holds reading material upside down, experts suggested on Wednesday.

After studying photographic evidence of Trump holding a book in that difficult-to-read position, Davis Logsdon, who studies literacy at the University of Minnesota, said that such a practice could have impeded the President’s ability to process information on his desk.

“If Trump is holding all of his Presidential Daily Briefs upside down, what is intended to be important intelligence requiring his urgent attention might, to him, appear to be little more than meaningless marks on a piece of paper,” Logsdon said.

Within minutes of the release of Logsdon’s comments, the White House scrambled to institute new procedures to insure that Trump’s Presidential Daily Briefs are placed right-side up on his Oval Office desk.

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[Gothmog]

1. I lobe good satire

[abqtommy]

2. tRUMP's overall performance has been about what I expected but with more hate and

divisiveness than I could ever have imagined... I was one of the voters that elected Hillary in 2016.
tRUMP had the ratfucking on his side then and he's still relying on it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

3. Well from that perspective

The Taliban was paying the Russians for raising American soldiers from the dead.

[lame54]

4. That's why he...

Thought American soldiers were paying the Taliban to shoot Putin