As an old white guy with military style short hair

[kairos12]

who wears a ball cap can I just say to skinheads and other racists, for the love of Jefferson Davis, please adopt another look. Stick to Klan Dunce Cones and maybe, even better, turn your MAGAT ball caps into full coverage masks made of Dry Cleaning plastic.

[dchill]

1. ...and remember, Saran Wrap will do in a pinch!

[DBoon]

12. "I can clearly see your nuts", said the psychiatrist

[Bettie]

2. My middle-aged white husband is very upset that

the right wing racist "boogaloos" are trying to take his favorite shirts as their signature.

Idiots, all of them.

[ProfessorGAC]

3. Me, Too

And, I'm not giving up Hawaiian shirts because of those tools!
F those punks!

[Bettie]

5. Literally the same phrase he used

except he chose Assholes instead of Tools! LOL.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. I Was Trying To Be Diplomatic!

If I said it to my wife, I'd have used stronger language!
She gets it!

[Hoyt]

4. I definitely do not wear a red cap. Live in a decidedly red area.

[Progressive Jones]

6. Looks-wise, the only thing that differentiates me from the local

Trumpist militia monkeys is my lack of a filthy, sweat stained, giveaway "Remington" camouflage baseball cap.

I'm trying to figure out a way to not be mistaken for one of them.

[marie999]

8. Bathe.

[Vinca]

9. I smell a marketing opportunity. "Trump 2020" head bags made of dry cleaning plastic.

Attach securely with the handy zip tie included. We'll pay you $19.99 to take it and you'll get a second one free for your Trump-loving family member.

[kairos12]

11. Cheaper by the Rotten Dozen. Sell out.

[whistler162]

10. Here.... new ball cap

https://www.amazon.com/KELLYMOLL-President-Comfort-Adjustable-Baseball/dp/B07N3SQVYV/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=make%2Bobama%2Bpresident%2Bagain%2Bhat&qid=1593974986&sr=8-6&th=1&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Hogue-WS-LLC-President-Snapback/dp/B07N4C8ZW3/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=make+obama+president+again+hat&qid=1593974922&sr=8-5

https://www.amazon.com/Go-All-Out-Adjustable-Embroidered/dp/B07GT82ZRJ/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&keywords=make+obama+president+again+hat&qid=1593974958&sr=8-8

[Trailrider1951]

13. These are excellent!

[whistler162]

14. I ordered the top one.

[Hekate]

15. My husband really liked his baseball hat he got from Linux. It's bright red...

...and now he can’t wear it in case he attracts the wrong kind of “friends.”

[whistler162]

19. Yeah getting a hat from Redhat would be

problematic these days. Linux is the open source OS and Redhat is one of the versions of Linux

[Hekate]

20. He loves Linux like you wouldn't believe.Or maybe you would,since you immediately got the reference!

[Iggo]

16. Me, too. You know the look. Ballcap, black shirt, grey cargo shorts, all-black crosstrainers.

I'm not ex-military. It's actually more like an ensemble from The Summer Collection for Metal Heads. But as I approach 60, you really can't tell one of me from one of them if there ain't a band logo on my shirt that particular day. I haven't been out of my house (except for a daily walk around the block) since mid-march. But before that, I can't count the times some idiot racist on the bus would say something racist and then turn to me and say, "Right?"

So add me to the list of old guys saying, "Please change your uniform, you nazi fucks."

[Mr.Bill]

17. I fit the demographic of a MAGAT.

I'm 66 years old, as white as Karl Rove and short haircut. It hasn't happened for awhile but when Trump first took office people would just walkup to me and start talkin wingnut politics as if we were sitting next to each other at last night's Trump rally. I would quickly show them how bad they are at judging people by how they look.

[kairos12]

18. I get the same crap from people.

I have a hats that show the different Army Divisions I served in. Those are mostly put away. Sadly.