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[left-of-center2012]

[lame54]

1. Spicer, what should I do?

[Brother Buzz]

2. I'm social distancing

Hell, I'm three-hundred yards from the restrooms

[MLAA]

3. Does a racist ignoramus sh*t in the woods?

[sinkingfeeling]

4. "You caught me peeing in the bushes."

[Wounded Bear]

5. My country made me president and all I got was this stupid hat...nt

[no_hypocrisy]

6. I can only hope that's poison ivy . . . . . . .

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. "Does this hat make my ass look big?"

[cayugafalls]

8. Pence, a little more to the left...

[smirkymonkey]

9. Just watering the bushes here...

with my little mushroom peen.

[Nevilledog]

10. Sorry.....I always giggle at peen. I've accepted the weakness.

[Marie Marie]

15. Embrace the weakness...

[fierywoman]

11. Definitely weighs more than 239#.

[Sedona]

12. MY kidneys are tremendous!

Even better than FLOTIS

[Bev54]

13. I will get kicked off here if I say what I want

FF

[captain queeg]

14. 45 is my bust size. My man boobs are Yuge!

Also don’t look at my tiny hands.

[Marie Marie]

16. I've given up on everything but golf - give my hat to Biden.

[Bluepinky]

17. The older I get, the more I look like my mother.

She would have been so proud of her little Donald.