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shockey80

(4,379 posts)
Wed Jul 8, 2020, 12:39 PM Jul 2020

Creepy things I have noticed about Trump and some of his people.

Trump always looks like an 8 year old who cannot get his way.

Pence stares at Trump like he is watching a porno movie.

Ivanka walks like she has a bad case of vertigo. Her arms don't swing while she walks and she high steps like she can't judge how far away the ground is.

Ben Carson always looks like he is praying and sleeping, no matter what he is talking about.

Bill Barr looks the fat kid bully in school who the teacher tells to go sit in the corner.

Rudy looks like a sane person who hit his hard too hard and went insane.

What a bunch of misfits, it's incredible.

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Creepy things I have noticed about Trump and some of his people. (Original Post) shockey80 Jul 2020 OP
the way Ivanka smiles between every sentence is creepy as well samnsara Jul 2020 #1
Betsy DeVos smiles like an idiot. RhodeIslandOne Jul 2020 #2
Trump looks like the little boy in the Twilight Zone episode The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #3
Don't insult Billy Mumy. He's a cute 8 yr old demon. LakeArenal Jul 2020 #7
And Faux pas Jul 2020 #4
At this point, they're all misfits gratuitous Jul 2020 #5
And Don Jr. and Eric. The less said about them, the better. Aristus Jul 2020 #6
The best part of Don JR and Eric rolled down their mothers leg. shockey80 Jul 2020 #8
Wow. Really didn't need that image, man... Aristus Jul 2020 #9
Sorry, Lol! shockey80 Jul 2020 #10
All is forgiven. Aristus Jul 2020 #11
Nah. The used to let them ride around in the dryer. rsdsharp Jul 2020 #12
When they were circumcised, Disaffected Jul 2020 #14
Bill Barr looks like a Far Side cartoon character. nt leftyladyfrommo Jul 2020 #13
And this is the best that the GOP thought it had to offer... es466 Jul 2020 #15
Jared looks like a creeper. kairos12 Jul 2020 #16

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,724 posts)
3. Trump looks like the little boy in the Twilight Zone episode
Wed Jul 8, 2020, 12:47 PM
Jul 2020

who sent people into the cornfield if they did something he didn't like. Pence does look at Trump like he was watching porn, lol (and I'll bet Pence has an exotic and disturbing porn collection of his own; guys like him tend to be avid porn aficionados). Ivanka is trying to walk on ridiculously high heels; nobody can walk normally wearing shoes like that. Ben Carson looks like he's still working on his stash of 'ludes from the '80s (I'll bet he wakes up only when he looks at his own creepy porn collection). Barr takes the other kids' lunch money and uses it to buy Hostess Ho-Hos. Rudy has always been insane.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
5. At this point, they're all misfits
Wed Jul 8, 2020, 12:50 PM
Jul 2020

The folks who were even marginally sane have long ago gotten the hell out of this administration.

Aristus

(66,381 posts)
6. And Don Jr. and Eric. The less said about them, the better.
Wed Jul 8, 2020, 12:52 PM
Jul 2020

Each was created from an egg and a sperm, both of which should have called out sick that day...

rsdsharp

(9,182 posts)
12. Nah. The used to let them ride around in the dryer.
Wed Jul 8, 2020, 02:27 PM
Jul 2020

The best part of them went out through the lint filter.

es466

(114 posts)
15. And this is the best that the GOP thought it had to offer...
Wed Jul 8, 2020, 03:14 PM
Jul 2020

After this shitshow, the entire party deserves to be flushed

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