My script for a response to Dipshit Donnie's "Defund the Police" fearmongering ad

[maxrandb]

So, I think you've probably seen the "be afraid of the Boogeyman" ad the Donnie Dollhands campaign has been running.

Man, what a perfect opportunity to throw that shit back in their face.

Here's my idea for a response ad:

Eerie announcer: "If you're calling to report a rape, press one" (images appear of the 25 women who have accused Dipshit Donnie of rape and sexual harassment). Announcer: "These 25 women have accused Donald Trump of rape and sexual harassment" (image changes to video of Dipshit Donnie dancing and laughing with Jeffery Epstein while the "grab 'em by the pussy" audio of Trump plays.

Announcer:. "if you're calling to report a murder, press 2" (images of AG Barr and reports of Epstein's 'suicide' play, then change to the death and infection rate of the Coronovirus while Donnie Dipshit is saying "it will just go away".

Announcer: "if you're calling to report a home invasion, press 3" (images of crying children being ripped from their parents arms and placed in cages are shown)

Announcer:. "if you're calling to report looting, press 4" (images of smirking Mnuchin and his Ivita trophy wife playing with stacks of bills at the Treasury and Ivanka and Jared with their $77M earned last year)

End: Video of Donnie Dipshit slurring his words during one of his Klan rallies as the announcer says; " come November, let's hold a racist, rapist, manslaughtering, looting, incompetent president and his party to account. Demand justice for these crimes, Vote Biden!

[MLAA]

1. Works for me!

[FoxNewsSucks]

2. I just turned on the TV, and

that ad was running on CNN. "You won't be safe in Biden's America".

How stupid are they??? We're already not safe in tRump's America!

[fierywoman]

3. Bravo! Paging the Lincoln Project, paging the Lincoln Project!

[Ohiogal]

4. Perfect!

[brooklynite]

5. You want Biden or his supporters to assert a conspiracy theory about Epstein?

[maxrandb]

6. I want Democrats to get down in the mud

and fight like the very existence of our democracy is at stake!

I not only want to beat the ever-loving-shit out of Donnie Dipshit and his Retrumplican enablers, I want to stomp a festering hole through them, kick them when they are down, drag them by the neck to the ash heap of history, dig a pit under the ash heap of history, throw them in the pit, fill the pit with concrete, cover it with an additional 50 feet of leadlined concrete, cover that with a tanker ship full of amphibian shit, and then salt the ground all around.

Then post an armed watch for all eternity to make sure it never sees the light of day again.

Then, I want a reckoning. Shithole red states like KY, and others, will be subject to a new law that states get not one cent in federal tax dollars over what they pay. If that means closing military bases, or cutting federal assistance for education, small business loans, unemployment, welfare and disaster relief, so be it.

I was always proud that my party was not the party that punished their opponents when they were in power, but after 3 stolen presidential elections of the past 5, the theft of 5 Supreme Court lifetime appointments, and Moscow Mitch punishing blue states during a pandemic, I have to ask, "when is it enough?". When do we start dealing with these pricks in the way they've dealt with Democrats?

I'm all for turning the other cheek, but I'll be Damned if I will continue to do so just to get it fractured.

So yeah, I want to see Dems fight with every fiber of our being.

I want to go low.

We can worry about Kumbaya shit after we've destroyed every root that allowed this assclown to get into power.

The defeat has to be so thorough and devastating that their children's, children's, children's, children's children will NEVER even think about resurrecting this shitshow party.

[brooklynite]

7. You're going to be disappointed.