The reason nobody knows who won the American Revolution is because ...

[Snake Plissken]

On July 9th, 1776 radical liberals destroyed our history by toppling a statue of King George III in New York

http://www.teachushistory.org/american-revolution/resources/pulling-down-statue-george-iii

[NanceGreggs]

1. DUH!!!

Everyone knows that the American revolutionaries won the war by shutting down the airports.

[agingdem]

2. Re: Bluto (Animal House)

'was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[empedocles]

3. Great Belushi scene

[malaise]

4. ROFL

[pansypoo53219]

5. and our best soldiers were women(mosquitos).

[Ilsa]

6. Been worried about that named statue of Benedict Arnold

getting torn down.

Oh wait.

[Historic NY]

8. Only a boot memorial.

[Ilsa]

12. Yep. His name isn't on it,

though, is it? And his treason wasn't even as terrible as trump's.

[Kaiserguy]

10. I'm sure if you ask Trump why

there isn't a stature to Benedict Arnold that he will be outraged that there is no statue to this American hero. After all Trump likes traitors, and given how stupid Trump is I'm sure he has no clue who Benedict is in the first place

[jaxexpat]

7. "Red Coats Matter"

Typical sarcasm disguised as political insensitivity for the sake of humor!

[FakeNoose]

9. Fun fact that I just learned

The statue of King George III they pulled down was made of lead! Thanks to the beneficence of the British crown, our revolutionaries were able to melt it down and make over 42,000 rounds of ammo.

[milestogo]

11. So the Bowling Green massacre was in Manhattan?