Is it just me?

[qwlauren35]

Does anyone else log into DU every day and go straight to Latest Breaking News hoping that something terrible has happened to 45?

Or is it just me?

[Nevilledog]

1. I do, too.

[jrthin]

2. No. It's just not you.

[RandySF]

3. Every morning I wake up, go to CNN or MSNBC hoping for.....an event.

[Karadeniz]

4. No...I figure we can't be that lucky.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. I always go to Latest Threads page

If something happened, it’d get repeated in 30-40 OPs in a matter of minutes.

[Walleye]

6. I have been doing that for 4 years

[dem4decades]

7. i keep a bottle of champagne on ice.

[niyad]

14. As do I. One friend has stashed fireworks for such an event.

[dchill]

8. Like you, I too am continually disappointed.

[Midnight Writer]

9. I go straight to DU every morning to see if the idiot has bombed somebody.

[Blue_playwright]

18. Yeah, me too

... I figure that’s more likely than him kicking off. The undead generally don’t stroke out 🤷🏻‍♀️

[LuvNewcastle]

10. Yes, I do the same thing.

If all goes well in November and January, I hope I'll mostly forget about the Con. Such a toxic monster shouldn't occupy anybody's thoughts that much. I want him to pay for what he's done, but I don't really want to hear much about it. A good three says of celebrating would be nice, followed by a long stretch of boring life.

[elleng]

11. NOT just you, hoping I'll get a phone call/text from friend/family

with similar message you look for!

I look @ DU home page first.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. LOL, me, too!

Every morning I check, and every morning I'm disappointed...

[tanyev]

13. I'll take Things That Get Me Out Of Bed In The Morning for $1000, Alex.

[smirkymonkey]

39. +1000

[jcgoldie]

15. Did that for 3 years...

...it always ends up depressing me.

[Freedomofspeech]

16. I do the same thing every morning but everyday...

I am disappointed. 😢

[MontanaMama]

17. Count me in.

DU the first place I look After I’ve fed animals and made coffee. One of these days...Karma will give us the news we all hope for. The “event”. Let it be. 🙏

[LuckyLib]

32. I get up later than spouse and ask each day, "What stupid

move has the Dumpster already made today?”

[Baitball Blogger]

20. If something terrible happened to Trump, you wouldn't have to go to Latest Breaking News.

GD would have twenty threads on the subject.

[BigmanPigman]

21. My family has agreed to call each other ASAP in case

it happens when we are away from any media. I have been hoping to hear he has dropped dead (and I don't care under what circumstances either) since Nov 2016. I assumed some one would have tried to kill him by now since he has SO MANY enemies...no such luck. I still keep hoping though.

[qwlauren35]

23. We will never know.

Just as we don't know how many attempts there were on Obama's life (I'm sure it was in the hundreds), we will never be told how many attempts are made on Trump. It just isn't discussed. The Secret Service "handles" it.

[BigmanPigman]

24. I am hoping someone knows someone with experience

in these matters, like a "Goodfella" type person who knows how to do it right. Maybe amateurs have tried it but no professionals. Putin has the know-how but he wouldn't do it (unfortunately),not yet anyway.
.

[qwlauren35]

25. I was thinking

that Iran would do it, but they took the high road.

[BigmanPigman]

27. Who would've thought that 5 years ago?

[rusty quoin]

22. Well I do hope, but I don't expect it. The criminal in charge is lucky.

He won’t be out until we vote him out by a really large margin. I believe that he will do his Trump stuff to avoid leaving the White House.

And then John Roberts will swear in Biden, so that Secret Service number one mission will be protecting Biden, and Trump is forced out of the White House.

[orleans]

26. lol! i have posted what you posted (i think i posted it twice)

i check lbn wondering: is he dead yet?

[I_UndergroundPanther]

28. I go to latest

And I hope too.

[joanbarnes]

29. guilty...........

[tiptonic]

30. Lol

I have heard of that before. Interresting.

[yellowdogintexas]

31. You are not alone nt

[LuckyLib]

33. Colbert says he doesn't want the Don coming out of the WH

feet first, he wants him coming out handcuffs first!

[mommymarine2003]

34. Pretty much

Almost every morning I ask my husband "Is he dead yet?" I keep hoping that he is on the verge of a stroke/heart attack, so that my wish will come true. Hope springs eternal.

[BadgerMom]

35. Every darn morning.

[woodsprite]

36. It's not just you. I check for that, his resignation, or the Avengers coming to help us out.

They all stand about the same chance of happening.

[amb123]

37. I hope nobody kills him because it would make a martyr out of him

and he would escape justice.

[Dem2theMax]

38. I don't go to LBN.

I figure if we get good news like that, it's going to be all over the home page! And it is the first thing I do when I wake up.

[mnhtnbb]

40. I wake up every morning and check here

hoping to see an obituary for a certain person.

So, no, it is not just you.

[dmr]

41. I have the NYTimes & WaPost notifications set up on my phone,

along with the local news.

I keep waiting to hear about a stray Covid-19 droplet that made it's way into Donald or Pence. I don't know what's taking so long.

[Nay]

42. Oh, hell, no. I wait for karma to strike. Time's getting short here. nt

[malaise]

43. I search for the answer to one question

IHDY?

[Mike 03]

44. I've been known to sleep with CNN audio on all night for just

this very reason. But it's a TERRIBLE and unhealthy habit. I don't advise others do it.

Nothing against MSNBC, but they run reruns instead of live breaking news at night.

[llmart]

45. Been doing that for almost four years now.

My 75 year old sister calls me about every other week and when I pick up the phone the first thing she always says is, "Is that fucker dead yet?" Makes me laugh every single time.

[Hugin]

46. I've logged in every day since 2016 to see if the Jaundaced Maggot has disappeared.

It's my daily exercise in crushing masochism. However, one day it will be true and that's what keeps me going.