Trump toadies believe wearing a mask cinches the election for Trump

[bigtree]

...not so fast, dumbasses.

Link to tweet

...even if that ridiculousness contained a grain of truth, Trump still manages to step all over it, as usual.

Link to tweet

[mucifer]

1. I hope he keeps wearing it and I hope it saves lives. It won't win him shit as

far as the election. We need to save lives any way possible.

[bigtree]

5. he won't

...it's like I say about folks who resist wearing one in the store where there's law (in our state) and onus, it's a certaintly that out of public scrutiny, where no one is demanding he follow his own CDC recommendations, he's not protecting himself or anyone around him.

[Botany]

2. Why isn't he covering his nose? Is he just stupid or is he showing to his base that still doesn't..

.... need to follow the rules.

BTW Trump has to be over 300 lbs ... that is a > 44" waist.

[Laelth]

4. It's stressful being president.

“Make that THREE Big Macs, TWENTY nuggets, and TWO large fries, and don’t forget the vanilla shake. I’ve had a rough day!”

President (Mc)Donald



-Laelth

[Tanuki]

7. He isn't competent to drink a glass of water, manage an umbrella, or

walk down a ramp, so no big surprise that he can't figure out how to use a mask properly.


😷

[onethatcares]

3. his hands

look small when next to that porkly body.......235 lbs of shit in a 23.5 lb bag and you can forget finding mushrooms in that field.

[CentralMass]

17. If he weighs 235lbs, I'm the pope.

[Wounded Bear]

18. Kilos, 239 kilos...

[CentralMass]

21. Hahaha :-)

[magicarpet]

6. A day late,....

..... and 135,000 dead bodies short.

The claim is he made the pivot to become pResidential.

Get Real !

[bigtree]

11. at this point...

Link to tweet

[Vogon_Glory]

14. The death toll will be higher come October

Donnie's remaining followers may continue to swoon, but over 200,000 dead Americans won't impress the rest of us as more and more of us learn of people we knew who died of the Corona virus.

One of the bitter lessons I learned in 2016 was that some people are unreachable, at least by the means most of us have at our disposal: appeals to reason and common sense, patriotism, self-interest, their higher selves, and even explicit directions in holy books doesn't get through to them. Some of them are only going to wise up when they get hit with a metaphorical two by four and intense personal grief and sorrow. And perhaps not even then

[struggle4progress]

8. "Could this be the moment Trump begins to act Presidential? Oh, I'm sure now that Trump

has learned his lesson! Please let this be the moment Trump becomes a great President! Surely the fact that he is now wearing a mask will make everyone see the glorious possibilities of another four years of GOP control! I feel certain that everyone must be inspired when they see Trump wearing a mask! Maybe we will see Ivanka and Jared wearing masks too! It sends such a strong message that happy days are here again! Now we can re-open the economy! Hallelujah! Praise our chosen one!"

[Generic Brad]

9. Wait - didn't they think he was "winning" when he wouldn't wear a mask?

Which is it?

[Tanuki]

10. One of those tweets is from Creepy Jason Miller, who is back in the house.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/trump-aide-jason-miller-allegedly-admits-hiring-prostitutes-2019-7%3famp

"A former aide to President Donald Trump said in court documents unsealed last week that he hired prostitutes and visited "Asian themed" massage parlors for sexual services.

Jason Miller made the statements in a deposition in Washington, DC, on May 30 as part of his defamation lawsuit against the media company Gizmodo. The deposition was first reported by Mediaite on Tuesday.

Miller accused Gizmodo of defaming him in a report on an allegation, made by his former girlfriend AJ Delgado last year in a sealed filing in a custody battle for their son, that he had given a dancer at a strip club in Florida abortion drugs in a smoothie after getting her pregnant.

......
In the deposition, Miller said he had affairs with two campaign staffers, including Delgado, while on the campaign trail and while his wife was pregnant with their second child.

He described "other indiscretions," including visiting "Asian themed" massage parlors in New York, Washington, Miami, and Virginia."....(more)

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Although Jason Miller withdrew as Trump's communications director when all of this started to hit the fan, his rapist boss has rehired him and listens to him on a daily basis.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.axios.com/jason-miller-trump-campaign-briefing-d0405386-bfb4-4ff2-b89b-753a02798f65.html

"Besides Fox News and the CIA, President Trump now has another morning briefer, according to Republican sources: Jason Miller, a new top official at Trump's campaign, gives him a fill on what's driving the political day.

Why it matters: Trump, who prizes familiarity, is comfortable with Miller. Aides hope that if Trump is reassured that his team has a plan, he'll be less likely to try to take every element of the campaign into his own hands.

Miller was a Trump whisperer during the 2016 campaign: The two had early-morning conversations about the Trump Tower team's battle plan.Miller listens as much as he talks. He reads Trump’s verbal cues, and knows how to use gossip and news to get Trump's thinking about different issues.He then translates Trump-speak into campaign action.

Miller, 45, joined the campaign this month as a
senior adviser and is one of the most powerful officials, directing strategy while campaign manager Brad Parscale runs the campaign machine.
.......

On recent mornings, Miller's prescriptions have ricocheted around Trumpworld through text messages he blasts to conservative influencers and Trump surrogates, including Trump's message for the day, planned hits on Biden and "Quick Bites" from coverage."...(more)

[Kid Berwyn]

16. Chip off the old blockhead.

Thank you for the kind reminder, Tanuki. Need a supercomputer to track all these dastards.

[spanone]

12. Comedy Gold

[MoonRiver]

13. He's still that 5 year old oppositional defiant disordered little brat!

[Hugin]

15. I have full faith in Old Yeller's time tested...

"Touch of shit."

[Wounded Bear]

19. I'm glad he wore the mask. I still won't vote for him...

[bedazzled]

20. I am glad too! Maybe his asshole followers will follow suit

After their tiny little heads stop spinning of course