President Resolute Toy Provides Leadership in Time of Crisis! (NOT REAL)

[Grokenstein]

Last edited Thu Jul 16, 2020, 07:08 PM - Edit history (1)

(EDIT: Turns out it was a joke, based on the insane crap he actually said. Sorry. Linked tweet is deleted now.)

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He's thinking--for lack of a more accurate term--of Water Wiggle.

[mobeau69]

1. Did he ramble this shit out today or what? TIA

[Grokenstein]

2. Apparently he just walked up to a podium

and disintegrated into babbling insanity about water. There's more!

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100213761746

[mobeau69]

4. Thanks. I think the idiot was complaining about aerators proving he knows nothing about

anything. What a dope. They serve several important functions and nobody would like a faucet or shower head without one.

We have hundreds of people dying from Covid daily and he’s trying to talk about aerators! Unfuckingbelievable.

[mr_lebowski]

3. Soooo ... let me see if I have this straight ...

Because newer hoses are curled up like a Slinkee, they either don't have the metal thingies (is NOZZLE perhaps the word you're looking for, dipshit?) anymore, or they don't transport water from one end to the other anymore, for some unspoken reason?

Regardless of WTF he actually means, it's seems rather unimportant at this particular time.

[Grokenstein]

5. Well, shit. Tweet deleted because satire is now indistinguishable from reality.

I got had! Again! (The stuff linked in Post #2 is legit, though.)

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