Whoa (Or: the zombification of Jared)

[soothsayer]

Link to tweet

?s=21

He was human once. Or human looking.

[Nevilledog]

1. Can you tell? He's not smiling in the pictures on the right.

I still think he looks like a wax dummy.

[Mariana]

18. He looks embalmed. nt.

[hlthe2b]

2. He now looks more and more like Stephen Miller and his NAZI archetype

[nocoincidences]

10. I was thinking that exact thing!

They're pale, and their eyes are dead. There's more that I can't quite pinpoint but the resemblance is startling!

[NRaleighLiberal]

12. this!

[Freethinker65]

15. +1

[Sanity Claws]

3. His eyes used to have spark but now look dead

Dead flat eyes.

[Mariana]

20. I think being married to Ivanka would have that effect on anyone. nt.

[milestogo]

4. He's been eating brains.

[soothsayer]

5. He must be starving in Drumpf's WH

[madaboutharry]

6. He looks weird now.

He was nice looking but has obviously gone down the plastic surgery rabbit hole. Why? Why would a young man who had no reason to have any kind of cosmetic procedures do that only to end up looking weird and freaky. He literally looks like a cartoon character.

[Iggo]

7. Nah, he was always plastico.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. He used to be kind of good-looking. Now it looks like he's lost some weight

as well as his soul. His eyes are dead.

[dustyscamp]

9. Jared or Zuckerburg?

Link to tweet

They both look ready for Halloween

[chillfactor]

11. I think the thing about him now

that freaks me out the most is his dead-appearing eyes......he looks like a dead man walking.

[stillcool]

13. something died..

he needs blood, or sun, or maybe a divorce.

[Thomas Hurt]

14. One has to wonder how long you have to be exposed to the Pig before your eyes go dead like Jar Jar's

Is it like a virulent disease that takes you suddenly, or does Trump steal your soul over a couple of years.

[smirkymonkey]

16. He isn't even that old!

Why would he do that to himself? He was actually kind of attractive in the "before" pictures. He looks like death warmed over in the after pics. Honestly, he is just creepy looking. And his eyes are completely dead.

He had some kind of life in his eyes and a human look about him before. Now he just looks like a soulless zombie who wants to eat people's brains. This family is so screwed up and bizarre.

[Mariana]

17. He's had work done on his eyelids for sure.

He might have had some lip plumping done, too. He also has that embalmed look that you see when someone goes overboard with the Botox.

[brush]

19. He looked better before with the dimples. Now he looks like Casper the Ghost.

Guess his wife, who's had work done herself, encouraged him to do it.

As with trump himself, altered/fake looks runs in the family.

[cayugafalls]

21. He's dead inside.

[lunasun]

22. Bet money he keeps his whole body hairless

While the words coming out of his mouth hole sounded like a wet, deflating balloon, the skin suit Kushner zipped himself into that morning beamed with the light of a thousand dying stars, or one Glossier print ad. His face and thought process appeared completely smooth, unwrinkled by concern or nuance, a shiny, flesh-colored billiard ball punctuated by two brown eyeholes

Was this a new, youthful skin suit Kushner purchased specially for his TV appearance? Or an old one that he had been soaking in large tubs of retinol and sunscreen, while he sat in the living room and Googled “peace in the Middle East Wikihow”? Or, is the unlined, bouncy skin of a newborn baby the reward you get for triple-mortgaging your soul?
https://www.thecut.com/2019/06/jared-kushner-axios-inerview-dewy-skin.html

[Drum]

23. vampire eom