"Vote and kick this methane-inflated decaying orange cow to the side of the road where he belongs."

[kpete]

I think America is pretty much "conventions schmenventions, who needs 'em, who needs the campaign, let's just vote and kick this methane-inflated decaying orange cow to the side of the road where he belongs."

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[Wounded Bear]

1. I approve this message...nt

[hlthe2b]

2. Cows are wonderful creatures deserving of more respect.

[Glorfindel]

3. "...methane-inflated decaying orange cow..."

Best description ever!