I went bowling and got an A+

[PCIntern]

I had an IQ test and aced it. The psychologist said he never thought anyone could get a score in four digits.

I went to Spring Training with the Phillies and hit a 700 foot home run off Aaron Nola and it was just a check swing. Imagine if I’d swung hard! No one had ever seen a ball travel that far.

My golf score this weekend was 17. I hit a ball that of course was a hole in one, and then it spun out, travelled exactly 215 yards and landed in the next hole. No one had ever thought that was possible.

I wrote all of Shakespeare’s plays. Some people thought Francis Bacon did but no...it was me.

And on and on..

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Well Done!

Things are starting to hit Kim dynasty level.

[Rorey]

2. I also went bowling, and scored 350

No one thought it was possible. The Professional Women's Bowling Association BEGGED me to join, but, frankly, I'm too good for that organization.

So there.

[Binkie The Clown]

3. First time I played golf I hit a 63.

I did a lot better on the second hole, though.

[PCIntern]

4. And...

[Midnight Writer]

5. I made poo poo in the big people's toilet. Mommy was so impressed.