George Takei tweet

[soothsayer]

Link to tweet

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Imagine being the staffer in the White House tasked with coming up with SOME chart or statistic that makes the U.S. Covid-19 response look comparatively better.

[Blue Owl]

1. Gonna take a lot of smoke and a lot of mirrors

n/t

[Wounded Bear]

2. All it takes is a Sharpie...

[Jeebo]

3. Mr. Sulu is astute, as always.

I'm glad we've still got him here on Earth, instead of flying around out there somewhere on the starship Enterprise.

-- Ron

[BootinUp]

4. They don't sweat the lies, much. George thinks

They have a conscience.

[soothsayer]

5. Or.. maybe just saying it would be hard to do, since we suck at coronavirus

[panader0]

6. Hold the chart upside down.

[soothsayer]

7. Oh yeah. Or reverse the scale

[LizBeth]

8. My oldest and I were having exactly this conversation along with so much other in 3 hours, lol.

He had sent me the interview before I had even gotten up and was drinking coffee. Yes, this was very telling that they had to find a way to make the number correct so he could hold something up. He was all ready.

[bringthePaine]

9. gonna needa realllllllllllly big Sharpie for this one!

[Mr.Bill]

10. If I only have to fool Trump,

no problem.