caption TRUMP photo

[left-of-center2012]

[WorkDoctor]

1. This way to the recycle bin, sir.

Are you sure you don't want to read them first?

[Brainfodder]

2. The most hated man on earth has seen the writing on the wall, and this is his moment of knowledge!

[LakeArenal]

3. Practice his new career as a corner newsboy.

[Illumination]

8. OMG he's HUGE! Looks like something the cat dragged in if the cat had superhuman strength...

He also looks so unhappy & defeated. How does he live with himself? Since his illegal White House take over, he's really aged with all his shenanagins! He's brought it all on himself.

[LakeArenal]

13. I Really don't care... Do U? 😉

[Illumination]

27. LakeArenal

LakeArenal,
Hello
Yes~maybe Big Rump & Melania really are a match made in hell for each other after all!!!

[brush]

25. For some reason the book "Mody Dick" comes to mind.

[Illumination]

31. Hello brush

brush,
Do you mean Moby Dick or do you mean Little ----oh well! Never mind! I've heard talk about his fingers. Also heard Melania sleeps on another floor in the W.H. that her & Barron share. Probably because Big Rump snores so darned loud! The guy never shuts up! Besides being a perv & absolute pain in the ***!
Cheers!

[brush]

33. What's up, Illum? Yes, I've heard they haven't shared beds for years. I get it. He's physically...

repulsive, much like the white whale in "Mody Dick", which is what his big behind looks like in that photo.

[Illumination]

34. That is one protruding ASS!

[TheBlackAdder]

4. Dang, this hides my sexy P-90X gut. Good think that my Butt-Buster rear is showing for the haters.

[beastie boy]

5. Trump gets his personalized IQ score hat after acing his cognitive test.

[Arkansas Granny]

12. I see we're on the same page. I didn't see your post before I made my own observation below.

[beastie boy]

19. First thing that comes to mind, isn't it?

[left-of-center2012]

6. "Got to get my hair colored again"

"Showing too much white"

[Sneederbunk]

7. I am going to spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

[Kali]

9. FUGLY

inside and out.

trying to hide bruised hand, fails at that too

[Illumination]

32. Kali

Hello Kali
You gave me a really good laugh! Thank you for that! But there's SO MUCH to laugh @ with the Village Idiot!

[Onthefly]

10. He might be from China but

he does like hamberders and helps me biggly with my huge workload.

[Arkansas Granny]

11. Lookee, lookee. Someone stamped his IQ on his hat!

[lunatica]

14. Trump says, "Right foot... left foot...right foot"

[boston bean]

15. I need more paper to wipe my greatest of all time ass!

[captain queeg]

24. That's pretty much what I was thinking

Maybe he already shit himself and needs to clean up.

[imanamerican63]

16. "Fake news"?

[Stallion]

17. 239+

[kozar]

23. omg

that ass alone weighs 239+ interpret this either way you wish,, hehehehe



Koz

[BSdetect]

18. Look's like the Michelin Man that put on an even bigger costume.

[GoCubsGo]

20. "Who is ths asshole trying to kid?

Those papers are nothing but a prop to make himself look like he's doing his job for once."

[cayugafalls]

21. Trump makes a quick stop at a local pooping log, brings own reading material, personal wiper.

[NCjack]

22. "I said 'toilet paper" not 'newspaper'. Somebody, help quick -- my guts are exploding!"

[Atticus]

26. "Heh-heh! Those stupid reporters would never know my new "JUGS!" mag is hidden in this

stack of newspapers that I never read!"

[Ilsa]

28. Somewhere, a White House staffer is crying:

"Oh crap! Another rogue photo was published that we weren't able to photoshop him back down to 275 lbs."

[ChoppinBroccoli]

29. Don't Worry, The NEXT Time You Pick Up Papers Next To The Highway, You'll Get A Stick With A Nail

And a lovely orange jumpsuit that will bring out the color of your skin perfectly.

[SpaceNeedle]

30. Are you going to read that Mr. President?

hahaha