Howard Fineman suggests the perfect eternal-flame memorial for the Trump presidency, since Rushmore

[highplainsdem]

has been ruled out.

Link to tweet

With #MountRushmore ruled out as a suitable memorial to the #Trump presidency, how about an Eternal Flame of some kind? Here’s a perfect one:

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. Hard to picture a CLUSTERFUCK, so a Dumpster Fire is a suitable alternative.

Love it.

[Aristus]

5. A clusterfuck is easy to picture, actually.

It's called 'Tulsa'.

[KS Toronado]

17. Don't forget Sturgis

[soothsayer]

2. I'm good with the eternal flames of hell he's already set for

But I do love the drumpfster fire!

[ooky]

3. How very appropriate. nt

[DBoon]

4. I imagined raised concrete buttocks

and an eternal flame of burning sulfurous farts

[2naSalit]

6. But we'd have to extinguish it for environmental offenses...

Which would also be fitting.

[jeffreyi]

7. He's already using that one.

He and his ilk need a more lasting memorial. Maybe this feature is due for a renaming?

https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/elephants-foot/

*snip*

"The Elephant’s Foot is so deadly that spending only 30 seconds near it will result in dizziness and fatigue. Two minutes near it and your cells will begin to hemorrhage. By the time you hit the five-minute mark, you’re a goner.

Even after 30 years, the foot is still melting through the concrete base of the power plant. Its existence makes the city uninhabitable to humans for at least the next 100 years. If it melts down into a source of ground water, it could trigger another explosion or contaminate the water of nearby villages."

*snip*

[MyOwnPeace]

8. I DO support an "eternal flame" monument........

If we could find a way to capture and preserve all of the bullshit that he spews we'd be able to fuel the flame for eternity!

[Takket]

9. We can keep the fire stoked forever

With MAGA hats and all the McDonald’s wrappers littering the Oval Office floor

[rainin]

10. It would make a great memorial

[CaptYossarian]

11. According to the commercials, hemorrhoids are supposed to burn.

[musclecar6]

12. Perfect

The guy is such a piece of trash and that dumpster is a perfect eternal flame for him in that it’s a container designed for trash. The funniest part is that the orange moron thinks he should be right up there on Mount Rushmore.

[MagickMuffin]

13. Well since he is an Eternal A**

I guess it makes sense!

[This Donald is a Dem]

14. The Only Flame That Might Possibly Be in Trump's Future is

[Beartracks]

20. OMG!!!

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[Illumination]

29. May he burn in hell! But not even hell would want him...Great artwork!

[Oppaloopa]

15. I like the new addition to the wall in the backround.

Maybe add a trump plaza sign and a golf club burning.

[jmowreader]

16. Fuel it with butyl mercaptan, and it's perfect

A butyl mercaptan Fire smells like skunk spray.

[Poiuyt]

18. I propose a second "Mt Rushmore" with Trump, Nixon, James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, etc

Benedict Arnold could be in there too. It doesn't have to have just presidents.

[NCjack]

19. Time to solve some problems, which we can do simultaneously:

1. The penny features the image of Pres. Abraham Lincoln. The cost to make a penny is about 2 cents.

I suggest that we honor Donald Trump by putting his image on the penny, provided that immediately after that act, the penny is discontinued. No pennies with Donnie's image would be made.

2. Redesign and print the $500 bills with the image of Pres. Lincoln. This bill could compete with the EURO 500.

[Zambero]

21. How about a Mount Griftmore??

Select a hazardous or nuclear waste contaminated site where those obsessed with "liberty" but otherwise clueless to proven threats to health and safety can come and go as they "damn well please". And since Rushmore features likenesses of not one but four prominent ex-presidents, this monument to corruption and egotistical excess would also get four three-dimensional mug shots.... I mean portrayals, to whatever. Donald, Ivanka, Jared, and Junior would be shoo-ins for this "honor". Sorry Eric!

[Beartracks]

22. The image, for those that can't see Tweets...

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[Illumination]

23. Suggest putting a fire under his big fat ass & MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN like he promised.

[tclambert]

25. When it comes to coronavirus, we ARE the greatest. By millions!

Much more of Trump's style of greatness and we could all be dead.

[Illumination]

28. Yes tclambert! We'll vanish like the dinosaurs. Trump will think that's great to satify Putin!...

[yellowcanine]

24. How about this one?

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[Fiendish Thingy]

26. I love it! Decorate the outside with images of all Trump's failures! Nt

[cstanleytech]

27. They could even add some replicas of Trump, Moscow Mitch, Barr and Nunes standing near it

holding a replica of the real Constitutions as they prepare to throw it in.

[babylonsister]

30. Love it! Fineman has

no fucks left to give!