What's the last thing Trump's kids tell him, when he's lying in his deathbed?

[TheBlackAdder]

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[RockRaven]

1. If they're SURE he's on his way out, it's more likely to be "Bye, Felicia"

They're as screwed up as he is.

[pandr32]

2. Hopefully, "I did it to you, Dad, you asshole!"

[napi21]

3. Theu all say HOW MUCH ARE WE GETTIN? n/t

[NCDem47]

13. Makes me think,

if he'll leave anything (if there ARE any assets to left) to anyone but Ivanka. Seriously, I can see him pulling some dick move in the will leaving all the others out and just saying "for reasons they know."

I just don't get his drive for wealth. He acts like he's taking it with him when he dies - that no one will get their hands on it, including children, grandchildren or wife. What's teh point then if not to leave a legacy to family or causes?

The other thought too is that it will all just utterly come apart in spectacular fashion. When he's gone the gig is up and the kids and organzation are left holding the debt bag.

[onethatcares]

28. it's not just the drive for wealth

it's the sheer assholeishness that is his personality...f the money. Does he lie awake nights thinking of ways to screw his fellow citizens, take their safety away? screw them out of anything they worked for?

That makes for a very miserable person, more than I could ever believe, but it seems to be him.

as far as what his kids will say when he's on his deathbed, IMO, princess sprinkles will say, "eric did it better".

[niyad]

4. What makes you think that they would be at his deathbed?

[TheBlackAdder]

6. They're like their father, and surely would gloat over it.

[VWolf]

19. "I prefer fathers who didn't die" n/t

[dawg day]

5. "Sorry, Dad, got to go now."

"I've got a pedicure! See you later-- oh, I guess not."

[Brainfodder]

7. If it's that face, I approve, but the others are crowded, make it out of baloney & given small tent?

[harumph]

8. who gives a fuck?

[JHB]

9. "Just sign here"

...on a revised will that cuts the others out.

[lunasun]

10. Maybe nothing if he gets the covid . I heard they do not allow family at the bedside

[TheBlackAdder]

11. That would be the perfect excuse for them to not show up and go skiing.

[lunasun]

15. They won't call or FaceTime even if they could . Maybe tweet to him so people see they care

[nuxvomica]

12. "Daddy, gimme your commisary passcode. I need more moisturizer."

[enid602]

14. Rosneft

......Rosneft.........

[scarletlib]

26. Funny!

[KPN]

16. "Here sign this Daddy. It will make sure your estate wishes

are carried out exactly how you want them to be. Only I can make sure of that. Everyone’s saying so. I can tell you that! Sign here — quick.”

[hvn_nbr_2]

17. "Can't you even tell the truth once, on your deathbed?"

Even on his deathbed, he'll still be lying.

[Yavin4]

18. "You Lied to Us!!!!"

"There was no money in the banana stand!! Now what are we going to do?"

[Aristus]

20. "Daddeeeeeeee! You PROMISED me you'd buy me another shoe company! Daddeeeeee!"

n/t

[lpbk2713]

21. We're going to cremate you.

So no one will piss on your grave.

[MFM008]

22. Show me

The money....

[NCjack]

23. The bad news is, it will be the back of your bald head, on the north side, viewed by Canada.

[Grokenstein]

24. "This means I'M president now, right?"

[Skraxx]

25. "I'm unplugging this, I need to charge my phone"

n/t

[Vinca]

27. LOL - that's the best one of all.

[scarytomcat]

29. You won the case daddy

[kskiska]

30. "Is that all there is?"

[MLAA]

31. I hope the warden gives all of your spawn a day pass for the funeral!

[WhiskeyWulf]

32. IDK, but if it were me:

"Go toward the fucking light already!"

[USAF Brat]

33. Mommy said

you're not really my Daddy.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

34. Where's Grandpa's money?!

It's all gone?!

[Nevilledog]

35. Bye Felicia.

[EarthFirst]

36. GFYS!

They aren’t an emotionally attached family.

Only one thing will matter at that point: what am I entitled to?

[Efilroft Sul]

37. "Mother Ivana sends her regards."

As the pillow closes in on his face.

[LanternWaste]

38. "Ivanka... why does this coffee you gave me taste so weird?"

[ooky]

39. "Enjoy Hell"

And say hello to Hitler.

[Owl]

40. Is that pic for real?

[sinkingfeeling]

41. "What do ya mean there's no billions?"

[chriscan64]

42. Those three little words...

sign the will.

[dmr]

43. Just go, will ya!

[MurrayDelph]

44. Not sure about the kids, but I bet Melania says this several times a day:

https://m.