Wasn't Nero a fat blond?

[Greyhead]

I think maybe we have a reincarnation of him in the WH now!!

[LastDemocratInSC]

1. He is in the current incarnation.

[Aristus]

2. For decades, he has been portrayed as a redhead.

Likely because his family, the Ahenobarbus ("red beard" ) clan, was known for that trait.

But the ancient primary sources state that his hair was 'light blonde'.

[unblock]

3. Donnie is so thoroughly incompetent he can't even fiddle during a crisis

[smirkymonkey]

4. Apparently, he was rather Celtic looking.

Here is an artist's life-like recreation from a sculpture of him...



Kind of looked like a lepruchaun.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. He looks like the kid who took the other kids' lunch money

and gave them wedgies before stuffing them in their lockers.

[True Blue American]

6. Like this?

[Buckeye_Democrat]

8. Reminds me of the redheaded kid in this movie.

Lol, I try not to stereotype redheads because I went through a "redhead period" in my childhood. My hair changed from blonde, to red and finally to brown.

Treated great as a "cute blonde kid" to suddenly getting blamed for almost everything by the teachers, who were okay with redheaded minorities being the butt of classmate jokes (but not other minorities).

Edit: Brown hair now, but my beard is YELLOW. I'm such a mutt! (Taking this time away from work to see how it looks as it becomes more full. Doubt that I keep it!)

[Wounded Bear]

7. I doubt that we really know...

making portraits and statues of kings and emperors can be dangerous work.

[maxsolomon]

9. Trump is BALD

who knows what color the remainder of his hair really is?

[Buckeye_Democrat]

10. Yes, he had scalp reduction surgeries to basically...

... keep pulling the hair from the back of his head toward the front. It's partly why it looks so weird. That hair has a tendency to grow toward the back.

Such a vain asshole.

[octoberlib]

11. Imagine spending this much time getting ready to look like an orange blob.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

12. Ugh, and I don't even want to imagine the orange-spray...

... process.

Maybe he gets naked and Ivanka does it?