After eliminating Charlotte and Jacksonville as potential sites for his acceptance
speech, Trump seemed to have narrowed down his alternatives to either the stately White House or the historic Gettysburg battlefield. Now, however, "lots of people---great people, fine Americans"---are saying that there is yet another possibility: Nevada's "Moonlight Bunny Ranch".
The MBR is, perhaps, the premier brothel in a state which boasts a prostitution industry second only to the GOP. Republican consultants have pointed out that Trump and those who serve him would instantly be at ease among workers brave enough to admit that their goal is to screw as many people as possible. The only real problem would be Pence. They're not sure they can convince him that the Moonlight Bunny Ranch is actually the Mary Magdelene Christian Womens' Retreat. Then, too, "Mother" would have to somehow be "anesthetized" for several days.
But, "lots of people" say it could happen. Stay tuned.