Ben Shapiro criticizes Cardi B's WAP. His wife says p***ys are never wet. Twitter unloads on them.

[TheBlackAdder]

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It turns from Shapiro saying this song turns feminism back 200 years, to a sympathy for his wife.

Apparently, Ben can't bring his wife to the promised land in bed! 😂


The song is NSFW and you can find it on YouTube or the link below.

The Critics of “WAP” Just Can’t Stop Owning Themselves

Conservative pundit Ben Shapiro watched the new Cardi B/Megan Thee Stallion video “WAP” about arousal and vaginal secretions and got so excited he rushed to Twitter to ritually chop off his unmentionables and then set himself on fire. “My only real concern is that the women involved — who apparently require a “bucket and a mop” — get the medical care they require,” he declared sententiously. “My doctor wife’s differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.”

So, yes, that’s Ben Shapiro explaining that his wife, a medical professional, doesn’t think women lubricate during sex. The inescapable conclusion, as many on Twitter pointed out, is that sex with Ben Shapiro is not very stimulating.

Shapiro’s indulgence in self-humiliation is unusually graphic, but it’s not exactly surprising. Black women’s sexuality has often been treated as scandalous and abnormal in ways that reveal more about the scandalized diagnosers than about the people they are purportedly diagnosing. “WAP” (“Wet Ass P***y”) references that history in order to playfully reclaim it. Shapiro’s (apparently dry) faceplant shows how successfully they’ve done so.


There is so much more GOLD at the link below:

https://observer.com/2020/08/wap-video-cardi-b-megan-thee-stallion-ben-shapiro-ceelo-green/


Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro
As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

Link to tweet

He just keeps laying the bullshit and digs deeper.

Actually, Ben probably doesn't give a shit if his wife is pleasured, just as long as he gets his.

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[underpants]

1. Two weeks ago I thought it was all the demon sex

Ben Shapiro is not a fungi

[Retrograde]

14. Sounds like he's not a Fun Guy!

[TheBlackAdder]

16. I can't see how he can turn anybody on.

[Leith]

2. It would have been so easy for him to leave this topic alone

It's not in his professional wheelhouse, nobody expected to hear from him about this, but he had to give his 2 cents anyway. Now he looks like a complete idiot.

Again.

[Nevilledog]

10. That's only fair because he is one.

[Beaverhausen]

3. He has a wife?

[TheBlackAdder]

4. And from what I gather, there's a spawn on the way.

[SCantiGOP]

5. She fantasizes about Mike Pence

When they have to indulge in their monthly procreation duty.

[brush]

9. Hard to believe it's his. The man sounds like he's never had sex.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

7. Oh, his wife's a doctor? Who knew, I mean other than everyone

who's ever heard this whiny ass munchkin voiced chode......

I love that after he gets humiliated he gets all. "I know what I'll do. I'll try some of that humor I hear about so much. Let's see, where did I leave that instruction manual?......."

[brush]

8. Poor, uptight prude. Doesn't know how to turn on his wife. I should say, poor wife.

[Initech]

11. Just when I think I've read the dumbest fucking thing all day, new paths are forged.

Sigh... I can't even.

[TheBlackAdder]

12. It definitely seems that Ben can't even. . .

[smirkymonkey]

13. How embarrassing for him.

Sad little man.

[PCIntern]

15. Hey Ben, if you're reading this:

My friend’s son had no problem getting your wife to have a WAP in college...

Maybe you need lessons....

[NewJeffCT]

17. He might be beyond lessons

he could have a Trump-like problem.