Gun Enthusiasts Celebrate Man Who Shot Himself in the Balls as Their King

[Marcuse]

The original video of the man shooting himself in the balls and subsequent thread has been deleted, but members of the group captured the video and aftermath and reuploaded it.

“Hey bois, I might have fucked up,” the man who shot himself in the balls wrote above a picture of his naked legs and splattered blood on the carpet of his floor. A towel is stuffed between his legs and a printed out copy of the constitution is crumpled on the edge of the photo.

The guy posted through the incident as he bled. “God’s caliber [.45] went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring, and floor,” he wrote. Originally the man thought he’d just grazed his balls, but a subsequent hospital visit told a different story.

In the last public post from the man, he’s in a green hospital gown on a gurney. A pink mask is draped across his face and he’s pointing his finger at his crotch like a gun. “Turns out it wasn’t a graze, that round went right the fuck through me,” he posted. “What I thought were two graze wounds, turned out to be an entrance and exit wound.”
[link:https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/y3zeew/gun-enthusiasts-celebrate-man-who-shot-himself-in-the-balls-as-their-king|

[NBachers]

1. This should turn into a bigger "thing" than the Tide Pod Challenge! C'mon boyz- Who's got the grapes

[Laelth]

2. God's caliber; God's judgment.

“You don’t get to reproduce any more.”



-Laelth

[dawg day]

4. Darwin award winner--

Too stupid to pass on his genes.

[BGBD]

22. tbd

still might be ineligible if he had already had kids or if he didn't completely destroy his capability to.

[CatWoman]

3. i really, really don't understand this...................

[Brainfodder]

5. Nth level stupidity, you shouldn't understand it...

[lastlib]

6. I hope his work doesn't involve subatomic particles......

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Not That I Care About This Drone, But...

...how?
How does one shoot one's self in one's own scrotum?
I'm thinking booze was involved!
I have a theory, but it would be indelicate to post it.

[hunter]

14. They're sometimes called "gun fucks" or "gun humpers" for a reason.

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Consistent With My Theory (nt)

[SaintLouisBlues]

8. Reminds me of this classic: I Just Fucking Shot Myself - The Musical

[CatWoman]

12. is that real?

[SaintLouisBlues]

13. Yep

[Kid Berwyn]

9. Mike Royko Gun Owner of the a Year material!

One honoree had roused from sleep late at night to see something in the dark. He reached under his pillow, grabbed his ready pistol and fired, blowing the head off the top of his manhood in the process.

Long story short, heh. Over the following year, the man would recover and go on to become a repeat winner. Awakened from slumber, he saw something in the dark. He reached under his pillow, grabbed his ready pistol and fired, blowing the surgically redesigned head off the top of his manhood in the process, again.

Royko didn’t name him, but he sure made the guy famous as the only repeat winner.

[Laelth]

16. No way. I don't believe that. n/t

-Laelth

[Hekate]

19. Would Mike Royko lie to us?

[Laelth]

21. I don't trust anybody who's PROUD of the fact ...

... that some mythical moron blew the head off his dick ... TWICE.



-Laelth

[Hekate]

24. I think the poster left out some punctuation, as is sadly common

Mike Royko (1932-1997) was a great Chicago columnist for 30 years. He was in syndication, otherwise I would not have ever been able to read his columns, not being a Chicagoan myself. He is the one who coined the phrase “Governor Moonbeam” when Jerry Brown ran for president — it stuck, tho to his credit he later took it back because Brown was so right about the environment.

IF the story is true, Royko was reporting about some poor fool. It certainly was not about Royko himself.

[Hekate]

25. Did not realize Royko had been gone so long that you might not get the reference

sigh....getting old

[marked50]

10. Well, if he hasn't breed yet, then there is hope that his bloodline will

not continue his Kingdom.

[cornball 24]

11. Eric Clapton had sumthin' ta say: I SHOT THE PAIR OFF!

[lunasun]

17. Confusing and this-"and a printed out copy of the constitution is crumpled on the edge of the photo"

So much there to question - Gods caliber? aka a 45

[Initech]

18. Now *THAT'S* how you win the Darwin Award!

[smirkymonkey]

20. Wow. Just wow.

I don't even know what to say. But why they vote republican is starting to make a lot more sense.

[lpbk2713]

23. They really like how he sings soprano in the church choir.

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