I've had no side effects from Russian vaccine

[Nevilledog]

[SheltieLover]

1. K&R!

[soothsayer]

2. Hilarious

[jpak]

3. LOL!!122

Series!

[GemDigger]

4. I have the Bill Gates microchip, I am protected.

[sdfernando]

11. Microsoft doesn't make hardware. /nt

[HuskyOffset]

15. Really?

What about the Microsoft Surface? XBox?

[SeattleVet]

22. They even used to make an add-on board for the Apple II

The Microsoft Z80 Softcard - it added a Z80 processor board so you could run CP/M and all of the software that ran under that operating system.

It sold for somewhere between $300-400 - way too rich for my blood at the time! I bought a pirated bare clone board and populated it with the components for maybe $75. Worked fine, but did run a tad hot - I had to add an extra fan to my old Apple II+ to keep it from overheating.

[sdfernando]

29. I should have been more precise

They don’t make microchips....like most others, they basically just assemble.

[Yavin4]

32. Wait until Microsoft sends out the update

Your urine will be a blue stream.

[GemDigger]

39. Either that or it will make me glow in the dark for better tracking.

If so, I hope they let me pick the color. hmm wouldn't need night lights anymore.

If it is a really rough update I might be beamed to another dimension.

[Volaris]

41. The blue stream of death, to turn a phrase lol.

[Budi]

5. I can't really remember if I had side effects. But I sure felt good!

[SeattleVet]

21. When I lived in NYC we used to go to a Russian nightclub once in a while.

The place was in Brighton Beach (a.k.a. 'Little Odessa') right by Coney Island, called "The National". If you ever saw the Robin Williams move, "Moscow on the Hudson" you saw it - when Williams got a job as a busboy this is where it was filmed).

Interesting place. I was stopped at the door when I arrived with 2 Black women from our office, and the guy at the door was adamant that there was no (name of co-worker from Kiev that set these up) reservation. Co-worker heard the commotion and came out, said a few things in Russian to the guy, and we were let in. When one woman's husband showed up a little later to join us there was another loud scuffle at the door, and host guy made another trip to get him in. They were obviously and very overtly unhappy with having Black people there.

We'd always go on a Friday night, for reasons that became very clear to all participants as the evening progressed. We probably had 20-25 people most of the times, and we'd be seated at a LONG table, which was completely covered with plates of food...smoked meats, cheeses, veggies, etc. Oh, yeah - we also had one bottle of Stoli vodka for every 5 people (you could order more, as needed, and we usually wound up with at least one or two more) with a water glass to drink from. There were small plates to eat off of - one at each place and slightly hanging off the edge of the table, because it was so full of all the rest of the food.

When we finished that food, they cleared the table and brought out a second round of different goodies - duck, caviar, more cheeses, and a lot of other interesting little specialties. As we finished that and were thanking the host for the great meal he had ordered for us...they brought out the main course! Usually Chicken Kiev, and shish kabobs. Followed by desserts, coffee, and more Stoli. Lots of loud music, dancing, and interesting people watching going on while we ate, and after. It seems like this was 'THE' place to be seen, where the newer immigrants would show up to show off how well they'd 'made it'. Lots of jewelry, fancy gowns, furs, etc. We always made an enjoyable evening of it.

When you were leaving the place there was a telephone just inside the front door, mounted on the doorframe. If you picked it up you were automatically connected to a taxi company to get your very drunk ass home safely, instead of chancing passing out on the subway and getting robbed.

After recovering over the weekend, when we got back to work on Monday people would usually tell you if you had a good time.

Fun times!

[Budi]

23. This story deserves it's own OP. Really!

"..we also had one bottle of Stoli vodka for every 5 people"

And the rest is history!
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What a great time in your life. That is a movie all by itself.
They were generous with tables of food, drink & saw that everyone got safely home.

Wow.
I want to hear more...🙂

[dmr]

30. What a fascinating story.

Like the other poster, I want to hear more!

Fun times, indeed!

Lots of food and plenty of Stoli. I'm trying to imagine what your final tab was like. Do you remember?

It's nice to have such awesome memories.

[Budi]

6. K & R

Your tweet of the day!

We'll all be speaking Russian!!

[DSandra]

7. LOL

[Wicked Blue]

8. DA!

Wid a leedle Russian dressink on da side

[ananda]

9. That was great!

[cayugafalls]

10. вакцина работает должным образо&

Da!

американцов

[Karadeniz]

12. Guffaws!!!

[mountain grammy]

13. Ha

[dalton99a]

14. "Try It!! What the Hell Do You Have to Lose?"

[chowder66]

16. A republican with a sense of humor. Short lived... I'm sure.

[MFM008]

17. animal tests are not promising........

[Solost]

18. Haha oops...

[speaknow]

19. for Tony Sab

Say Tony nothing like a good American
to trust a rusky, right? Now Mr Brave guy
go into a Covid ward without a mask see how
it works out, show everybody!
This is the crap you get from the Repunks
doesn't say how he got the vaccine in the
first place.
By the way Tony did you check yourself for
Radiation contamination?

[marble falls]

20. My family and I have tried it and other than one minor side effect ...

[SergeStorms]

27. Summoning Colonel Kurtz...

The horror..............the horror.

[dalton99a]

33. +1

[Silent3]

44. That's a disturbing image n/t

[hay rick]

24. Still an asshole. nt

[onecent]

25. That is wild....love this!!

[SergeStorms]

26. Trump had his Russian vaccination about 8 years ago.

And Vlad paid him handsomely for being a test dummy.

[Pacifist Patriot]

31. I just scrolled through his feed and thought he was a parody account.

What a loon!

[Blue Owl]

34. Bwah!

[TheRickles]

35. Can anyone translate those last two lines of Russian?

He might be revealing state secrets or something.

[LisaL]

36. It says

To those who can read this, I adore Vladimir Putin.

[TheRickles]

38. Pretty funny! Thanks. n/t

[lagomorph777]

37. Oh no! Russiapublicanism is contagious!

[ProfessorGAC]

40. Just Great!!!

I was laughing so hard I couldn't type this message without a break.

[Layzeebeaver]

42. hilarious!

Well played sir, well played indeed!

[634-5789]

43. HA!👍