Borowitz: Melania to Deliver Convention Speech from Empty Classroom at Trump University

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By Andy Borowitz
August 19, 2020

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “a great idea I just had,” Melania Trump said on Wednesday morning that she would deliver her Republican National Convention speech from an empty classroom at Trump University.

Trump said that, to set the stage for her speech, she would stroll down the hallway of the now shuttered educational institution before settling in at a desk in one of its many disused classrooms.

She indicated that she would use the intimate setting to talk about the many personal challenges that her husband, Donald J. Trump, has faced in his life.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/melania-to-deliver-convention-speech-from-empty-classroom-at-trump-university

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1. And then recite Michelle's convention speech, word for word n/t

[LongtimeAZDem]

2. Beat me to it :D