Republicans forgo a platform for the 2020 election

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4 more years of Donny dumbfuck is good enough for them.

https://prod-cdn-static.gop.com/media/documents/RESOLUTION_REGARDING_THE_REPUBLICAN_PARTY_PLATFORM.pdf?_ga=2.109560193.504857691.1598219603-2087748323.1598219603

[soothsayer]

1. Ha! Jared was in charge of it, remember?

[House of Roberts]

2. Isn't a gallows a platform, of sorts?

They could just use that

[CBHagman]

3. It's somehow fitting that even their laziness receives an official announcement.

The same party unwilling to do the hard work of, for instance, saving the nation from a virus with no cure and no vaccine is unwilling to entertain any new ideas.

Fitting. That's who and what they are at this point.

[nilram]

4. Aren't even organized enough to say "ditto" to the last one.

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. The Party that stands for nothing.

Seriously, it's like their Party Epithat.


Next week we'll find out that Trump Co. has made an offer to acquire the GOP brand label for an undisclosed amount of cash. According to DJT, jr. no changes in management are planned. They want the GOP to remain a"significant political Party in America's future."

[Baked Potato]

6. Lazy bums.