Ryan humbly accepts nations thanks for inventing the space shuttle.

[elehhhhna]

Discuss.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Few people know just how much this man has contributed to the space program

And the few who know, know that he's contributed zilch.

[HopeHoops]

10. Not true. He was the inspiration for the fecal matter handling system.

[aletier_v]

2. Ryan invented the space shuttle!

[jorno67]

8. When he was what...8 years old?

He's a boy genius!

[valerief]

3. I hear he can bench-press the space shuttle, too. nt

[elehhhhna]

5. he's going to carry it through LA and place it on a pedestal

[bluethruandthru]

6. Hah!!! LOL! n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. He's now moved on to develop the first warp drive

The Federation will benefit greatly.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. A grateful Federation salutes him.

And then they laaauuughhhhed!

[Aerows]

7. Paul Ryan forgot about $60,000 on his taxes

Oh wait, he did say that.

Let me tell you, I forget about $60,000 ALL THE TIME.

Especially while I'm running under 3 hour marathons.