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(38,601 posts)tblue37
(65,377 posts)soothsayer
(38,601 posts)If you think no ones watching you have sex youre wrong. God sees all, so when you do kooky positions(she rattles off many Ive never heard of), God is watching.
So if my dad did watch, it was probably to make sure my mom had sex in a Christian way.
Watch the RNC tonight.
Paraphrasing...
tblue37
(65,377 posts)Amaryllis
(9,524 posts)soothsayer
(38,601 posts)LonePirate
(13,424 posts)she compares Jerry watching the pool boy have sex with his wife to God watching over all of us and how Jerry wanted to make sure they were having good, Christian sex.
She's obviously not their daughter and the video is a parody
tblue37
(65,377 posts)malaise
(269,020 posts)Watch it
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)Also she, as a 21 year old, mentioned sexual positions that I have NEVER heard of, and believe me, I thought that I had heard about them all. She claimed that her Dad was watching her Mom take it to insure that her Mom had sex with her poolboy boyfriend in a Christian way, because god was watching from up top and would be upset if her Mom fell into one of the positions that were unchristian, she had given the list and seemed to have known what those sexual positions looked like. That must have been one busy pool boy. Hell, even porn directors would have had a hard time thinking of what that young lady thought up.
JI7
(89,250 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Progressive Jones
(6,011 posts)Goodheart
(5,325 posts)nolabear
(41,978 posts)demmiblue
(36,855 posts)Sarah Cooper, Brent Terhune, etc. Moments of levity are so very important in these times.
(Shhh, I also like to see if people get fooled... don''t tell anyone )
nolabear
(41,978 posts)Btw I know Brent Terhune too and he STILL pusses me off!
LakeArenal
(28,819 posts)fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)She is a comedian.
LakeArenal
(28,819 posts)Alliepoo
(2,221 posts)This girl is a comedian-it is a joke. Shes pretty good!!
panader0
(25,816 posts)I laughed my ass off.
vlyons
(10,252 posts)Honey. I don't care what consenting adults do in private. What I DO care about is holier-than-thou hypocrites and grifters trying to beat me with bibles into submission to their cult. You Dad's Church is nothing more than spiritual materialism to extend and glorify his own ego.
cwydro
(51,308 posts)Shes a comedian.
Everytime there is a great satire piece on DU, someone falls for it
Its that good
cwydro
(51,308 posts)TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)But, this is Caroline, the real daughter:
https://heavy.com/news/2019/05/becki-tilley-jerry-falwell-jr-wife/
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)Response to demmiblue (Original post)
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LisaL
(44,973 posts)shanti
(21,675 posts)42bambi
(1,753 posts)Blue_true
(31,261 posts)Because if it isnt, HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Last edited Mon Aug 24, 2020, 11:04 PM - Edit history (1)
Yavin4
(35,440 posts)Leave it to the professionals like Jerry Falwell Jr.