Kimberly Guilfoyle Shouts Unhinged RNC Speech at the Top of Her Lungs

[JoeOtterbein]

The Daily Beast

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEADERS AND FIGHTERS FOR FREEDOM AND LIBERTY AND THE AMERICAN DREAM, THE BEST IS YET TO COME!” the former Fox News host screamed on Monday night at the RNC.

Matt Wilstein
Senior Writer
Updated Aug. 24, 2020 11:01PM ET / Published Aug. 24, 2020 10:57PM ET

Kimberly Guilfoyle came to play at the Republican National Convention on Monday night.

The one-time co-host of Fox News’ The Five has risen the ranks of Trumpworld over the past few years, becoming both Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend and the Trump campaign’s national finance chair.

As Guilfoyle spoke before an empty convention room, the volume of her voice steadily rose until she was practically screaming into the camera about her undying love for America and President Donald Trump.

“He built the greatest economy the world has ever known!” she exclaimed in heri pre-taped remarks. “President Trump is the law and order president!” she shouted.

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more yelling at link

I expect Kimberly G. will be replacing Justice J. on FOX Sat. nights!

[msongs]

1. did donald promise her a well known pool boy? nt

[targetpractice]

2. Consider she was doing that in an empty room n/t

[dchill]

4. With an empty head.

[Tanuki]

8. Do you think she wrote that herself, or did she have a screechwriter?

[renate]

10. LOL! "Screechwriter"!!!

That’s great!!

[Blue Owl]

12. Bwah!

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Consider that she SAW that shit and was like "Yeah. I NAILED it!" nt

[Midnight Writer]

3. Kimberly's lungs are all top.

[captain queeg]

5. There's a crazy competition amongst the Trumpers, each trying to outdo the others

[Totally Tunsie]

6. Gargoyle's segment was PRE-TAPED!

Sooo, they knew what they were putting out there. This wasn't her going nutsy live and in person. This was planned!

[Grokenstein]

23. I knew I'd seen this performance somewhere before...

[KentuckyWoman]

7. You just made me remember

1970 something. We had a special needs grocery bagger that could hear just fine but did not have any sense of his own volume. The whole store knew when he was working. Heck you could hear him in the parking lot.

Super nice man once you got past the screaming. Also. He packed it so you did not get home with squished anything.

[Swfladem]

11. Both her and boyfriend Don JR....

had to be coked up. There is a reason why they were both prerecorded, and outlandish in delivery, because they were high. It probably took several shots to record it and they for sure weren’t going to put them on live like that. Her crazy delivery and the obvious signs from Don Jr convince me they were high.

[LSparkle]

13. She remembers that IQ45 didn't even know Lara ...

Until she gave gave a “great” speech supporting him. She will not be ignored!

[dixiechiken1]

14. That was fuckin' weird...

These people are nuts.

[Generic Other]

15. What I heard

[kskiska]

16. Maybe Judge Jeannine coached her.

[thesquanderer]

28. If SNL were doing shows now, Cecily Strong would have a field day with this! n/t

[crickets]

29. I really think SNL should put together another episode before the election.

If they could swing it, we really could use it after four days of this cray-cray turned up to 11.

[thesquanderer]

31. I expect they will be back some time in the Fall, as always. (n/t)

[DesertRat]

17. From the Lincoln Project:

Link to tweet

[nolabear]

18. "Don't cry for me RNC-ah!"

She gots ambition. 😂

[JoeOtterbein]

19. Hahaha!!!!

+10 laughs!

[Grokenstein]

20. Fellow Olds! Do you remember "The Dean Scream?"

It has its own Wiki page. Drunk driver Bruce Tinsley used to rant incessantly about how it indicated Howard Dean was unfit in Mallard Fillmore. Unfortunately, I can no longer Google up an example, such being the lasting influence of Tinsley's strip. But every rightwanker latched onto it to wreck Dean's campaign.

I'm sure modern rightwankers have a similar opinion of tonight's "performances," amirite? (Narrator: "Ha ha ha. No, he was not right." )

[rockfordfile]

21. Was that from a Twilight Zone episode?

[steve2470]

22. another meme about her

Link to tweet

[steve2470]

24. another meme

Link to tweet

[radius777]

25. The irony is she only has rights because of us.

If conservatives had their way, women would be barefoot and pregnant, not working or participating in politics.

[UTUSN]

26. V for Vendetta or 1984!

[malaise]

27. From JHB's cartoon thread

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213967134

[tavernier]

30. It fits so well

http://jaapl.org/content/44/1/53