"The trees needed to be moved because they weren't giving the Rose Garden enough shade"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

says Stephanie Grisham just now on MSNBC.

Now there isn't any shade.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The food needed to be taken away because it wasn't giving

the people enough nutrition. The water needed to be taken away because it wasn't providing enough moisture. WTF?

[Laelth]

2. That's awfully stupid. n/t

-Laelth

[Wicked Blue]

3. We destroyed the village in order to save it. nt

[Gothmog]

4. Melania just wanted Putin to feel at home

Link to tweet

[MFGsunny]

8. Monkey see. Ruski monkey do doo doo. n/t

[dalton99a]

16. +1

[spooky3]

5. Roses don't like shade. I think she misread her cheat sheet. Nt

[calimary]

13. No, they don't. They need full sun.

[soothsayer]

6. Up is down. Black is white.

More gaslighting

[Sherman A1]

7. Yup

[Rhiannon12866]

9. And where were the trees moved to??

[babylonsister]

10. As someone else suggested,

probably a wood chipper.

[2naSalit]

11. That's what I want to know.

[LisaL]

17. Probably the same place mails sorting machines went.

Regardless, those were very old trees. Even if moved somewhere else, they are unlikely to survive.

[frazzled]

12. In upside-down world.

Just take everything they say and invert it 180 degrees. Everything.

[calimary]

14. Moved? Or Removed?

[Wellstone ruled]

15. As someone who loves to grow Roses,

notice Whites Which appear to have transplanted in full bloom,yah,what a waste,just imagine the cost of locating and transporting these plants,just for Donnies Optics knowing full well,they will die within a week from Transplant shock.

Everything the Trump Family touches dies.

[Bayard]

19. Yes

You don't transplant ANYTHING in the middle of summer!

[Wellstone ruled]

20. Well,some Grower in

Maine,which is the one of the closest mass Growers,made a mint. Have had to move Roses in August because of construction,we contacted a local Nursery to help with move. You just hope they come back in march after the harsh Prune job. We loss about half. The Tee's all died off. The Shock was way to much.

[smirkymonkey]

18. What?!

Wake me up in the spring of 2021. This is all just too much insanity for me.