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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Melania Trump gave a sneak preview of her speech at the 2020 Republican National Convention by revealing that she would be reading passages from her best-selling memoir, Becoming.
I asked myself, whats the best way for people to learn more about me? Melania told reporters at the White House. The answer came loud and clear: my book be best.
Trump said that she had chosen passages from her book that describe her childhood in Chicago and her education at Harvard Law School.
I am going to be introducing the American people to a Melania they never knew, Chicago lawyer lady, she said.
She said that, unlike in 2016, she was not concerned about what critics might say about her R.N.C. speech this year. When they get low, we get high, she said.
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Zoonart
(11,875 posts)pwb
(11,280 posts)Still the body guard?
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)a gardener. Or both.
Spazito
(50,404 posts)sadly, these days it's hard to differentiate between satire and what is actually happening as, all too often, they are one and the same.
nuxvomica
(12,434 posts)sandensea
(21,643 posts)"Vith me, first ze rich, smelly old men be cumming - and I then becoming ze First Lady. Dahlink."
Vinca
(50,299 posts)sheshe2
(83,826 posts)SWBTATTReg
(22,154 posts)office by voters.
sandensea
(21,643 posts)2naSalit
(86,685 posts)"Be going".
Ferrets are Cool
(21,108 posts)The Magistrate
(95,248 posts)It took a moment to realize, as I assume she has had something ghosted for her, and blinked dumb at the title of Mrs. Obama's autobiography.
Well played.
"For the Snark was a Boojum, you see."
Rhiannon12866
(205,672 posts)I really enjoy Andy Borowitz, I find that his humorous take on the horror show we're all experiencing makes it a little easier to bear...
The Magistrate
(95,248 posts)And share your regard for Mr. Borowitz --- he has a knack for plausible headlines that rival The Onion at its best.
Rhiannon12866
(205,672 posts)I've gotten so I look for his latest every day - his cleverness makes reality sightly easier to take.
honest.abe
(8,680 posts)nolabear
(41,988 posts)And everybody knows she didnt write that book.
Illumination
(2,458 posts)llmart
(15,545 posts)It's titled "Be Going".
I saw a post above and thought the same thing!