The Rude Pundit: Melania Trump's Shitty RNC Speech

[babylonsister]

The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
8/26/2020
Melania Trump's Shitty RNC Speech

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Melania Trump was speaking about an entirely different being than the bloated ogre who cages children and laughs as multitudes die in his festering wake that she's damned herself to be married to. She spoke of fantasy Donald Trump, one who could be "humbled by the incredible support" in 2016, despite braying like a donkey with a broom stuck up its ass about his victory every chance he's had in 4 years. She spoke of a tireless Trump, who "will not rest until he has done all he can to take care of everyone impacted by this terrible pandemic," despite constantly golfing and tweeting about the hours and hours of TV he was watching, evidence of a someone who couldn't manage to burp out a plan after downing a bucket of Diet Coke and a slop bin of Big Macs.

Donald Trump isn't "inspired by the millions of Americans who wake up each day with a simple, yet courageous goal of providing for their families and keeping them safe." He isn't "here fighting for you." He isn't "grateful that you have trusted him to be your President." Melania said that he "will not stop fighting for you and your families," but he never even started. He fights for himself and his family, and I'm pretty sure he barely fights for them. Donald Trump is a miserable flea on the filthy anus of a failing body, and nothing more and probably much less.

But, sure, yeah, for the first time at the RNC, someone met the bar of "somewhat civilized" in their speech. Sure, Melania actually acknowledged that people died from COVID. Sure, she brought up opioid addiction and racial unrest. Jesus Christ, is that all we need to praise her? That she recognized that reality exists?

She was graded on the idiot curve, where you know someone isn't capable of doing something but you cheer them when they do the most basic shit with their few unremarkable skills. I get that when I play basketball with friends. If I hit a basket, it's like "Oh, hey, he didn't slam his head into the pole" and everyone's thrilled. But if they started telling me how awesome a player I am, I'd punch 'em in the tit for lying.

It was a shitty speech on a basic level. Putting aside the lies about her cretinous husband and putting aside that she was no doubt doing this as part of her contract with Trump and putting aside that she's a liar and a birther, the language she used was like she was a fucking third-grader. "I always heard about an amazing place called America, a land that stood for freedom and opportunity," she said, talking about her childhood in Slovenia. That's dumb. That's dumb shit that only dumb people fall for. It's dumb like the phrase "Be Best," which is what dumbasses think is wisdom.

Einstein visa? Eat my whole ass.

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[smirkymonkey]

1. Bravo!

Nailed it again!

[Cha]

5. That's the way to analyze what was actually said in "the speech"..

eh, Smirky?! Rude

[smirkymonkey]

8. Hear, hear, Cha!

[gademocrat7]

2. Spot on!

[Cha]

3. "Melania Trump was speaking about an entirely different being than the bloated ogre who cages childr

as multitudes die in his festering wake that she's damned herself to be married to"

Exactly! The "m$m & those saying it was a "great speech" didn't know what they were talking about & were pissing me off. Giving cover to her fucking gaslighting in her big brown military shirt like she's Putin hot shit Puppet.

Now I'm going to read the rest of it.

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[Cha]

4. "Donald Trump isn't "inspired by the millions of Americans who wake up each day with a simple, y

yet courageous goal of providing for their families and keeping them safe." He isn't "here fighting for you." He isn't "grateful that you have trusted him to be your President." Melania said that he "will not stop fighting for you and your families," but he never even started. He fights for himself and his family, and I'm pretty sure he barely fights for them. Donald Trump is a miserable flea on the filthy anus of a failing body, and nothing more and probably much less."

Enough of the GD Gaslighting & "Normalizing" of these two, media.

[Turbineguy]

6. Gosh!

How does he find the energy to go golfing after all that effort?

[MyOwnPeace]

7. He makes a great point.........

After 2 nights of diarrhea spewing from the mouths of his spawn and flunkies, she certainly did seem "reasonable." But everything she said did NOT match up to the actions of BunkerBoy in the past four years.

It was still all BULLSHIT, only "nicer" bullshit.